Judge — October 20, 1923 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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There re: s a town where the chi s not invite you to his instead invites you to use the streets and park yourcar foras longlasyoumay choose. If it is ever your good fortune to travel through Bath, Me., leave your car in the most convenient spot that you can find while you go in to buy dinner or make some necessary purchases. When you come out you may suffer temporary heart failure, for you will see a yellow tag attached to the filler cap of your radiator. “A summons,” you will say, “for parking over ten minutes, or some other such fool regulation. No wonder people get indi- gestion in these towns that give you or polic ten minutes to eat a man’s size meal And then you go over to see what time you must appear before a stern justic of the peace and you find that the “‘sum- mons” reads somewhat as follows. ‘“Wel- come to Bath. Use our streets and leave your car at the curb between crosswalk: any place most convenient for y near fire hydrants or fire houses. hope your stay will be pleasant and that you will come again. “Signed by chief of police.” The next time you drive up through Maine, are you going to make an effort to avoid Bath. Hardly. You will be almost certain to make it your objectiv point overnight and you will tell all your friends of the courteous treatment that you received. Furthermore, you will probably leave the tag on your car during your travels for the rest of the week, not only as a reminder of a pleasant stay, but possibly also as a delicate hint to the minions of the law in some other towns who might be tempted to enforce the sometimes-necessary, but all-too-frequent rigid parking restriction It would be a hard-hearted traffic officer indeed who can issue a summons for violating the ten-minute parking rule when he read 24 the tag on your car indicating the treat- ment which you had received in Bath. However, while it may be the chief of police who is the kindly soul with whom this idea originated, he would need th support of the merchants and other members of the chamber of commerc or board of trade of the city. It is this far-sightedness and broad-mindedness on the part of the citizens of this town that has supported such an unusual system. We can readily conceive that such mer- chants will not maintain a doorman at the entrance to “shoo away” every car which does not belong to a customer of that particular store. The chamber of commerce is more and more becoming not only the business center and publicity department of a city but also a bureau of touring information and friendly help for local and visiting motorists. An organization of merchants, however, which will make possible the attitude existing in Bath is, we believe one of the most efficient and clever moves toward popularizing a town, which we have encountered. “Would you rather be my wife or my dancing partner?” “The latter. You pay your danc- ing partner a salary and I notice you don’t change her so often.” comicbooks.com cedhecavecereckctreeereereegere: EERE ee ee Hatierteet at tiettees