Judge — October 13, 1923 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Little Journeys (Coheny Island by Chester Hl. Lake ne Sunday last August, the wife and I takes the offspring and a basket Junch in an egg box down to this Coheny Island place. I didn’t see any. island but that doesn’t matter. We figures a way We ean go for a dime underground method, literally speaking. I put two nickels in Mr. B. R. 7 bank and the bird lets us twist the flask | isher around a couple of notches, and | n we wait for the express train (that’s vhat it was marked). We got a good aint for the door and somebody pushed | us on. It was terribly crow« of the men couldn't even get hold the kid till I get a seat, then th takes it till she gets a seat, then we're all set. When we land P'm hun nd we go into a place marked “Bi me.” Boy! Were we welcome? : atch us sixty cents for three cups of ocoa. They give us a big, ugly looking waiter, so I tips him a dime, iH After spending a couple more cents we | go down on the beach to watch the qrelis There were a few. The kid ses her bucket and shovel the first thing. oF course the wife couldn't expect me to be watching those things. I saw a woman putting sand in her pocket to take home. It’s only a matter of time before the beach will be gone, although I notice they have a rope around some of the water, and the rope tied to stakes. We walk on the boardwalk. It doesn’t cost anything. A man says, “I'll guess your weight.” He'd weigh me for two || 2°." : busin new ens nk cents, or bet me ten cents to nothing he z ai i ool ER your present ability. could guess within five pounds. I'm a . gamboler, so I bet ten cents to nothing fr coulde't do it. He didn’t. T fooled Coupon Brings Fascinating Booklet him, which encouraged me so that I let ed bookle Il the other birds on the island weigh me. * v Artist pared a i Mail coupon today for this fas- It doesn’t cost anything so long as you < ttells b ny can ¢ cinating booklet, and lean fool’ a t re time jow you can become an Artis f al em a Ja to sa day. t this in @ few minutes a day of your ell we spent the rest of the safieriiooi : method spare time Cat out coupon and my dollar some way, and then we ts- NOW followed the black line to Mr. B, R. T's | thei and mail NOW. nickel grabber. I couldn't make up my {ho yor? I rhs wramspaon sctipsl rare ane mind which train to get on, but those in |; . Be " u Room 4810, 1115 15th St.. N. W., Washington, D. C. hack of me made it up forme. Tt wasn't t : otk the right one, but that doesn’t matter. de lines tote Somewhat Slow by William Sanford I" was ny birthday tother ni; An’ I proposed to Sally Brig { Sally gin herself to me— For a present, Bill,” sez she. ° as all embarrasse: ce Developyourinventive ability! A An’ T was all embarrassed lik 13 developed, Your skin can be quickly cleared of Pimples, Black- 4: My heart aeatin’ ina Fright F5 ae heads, Acne Erupti ons on, the f or body, Barbers ill Sally you was swi acienco of laventi ree | Itch, Eczema, You'd use arms to wrap the gift!” atatting Bow | $1000 Cash says! can clear your skin of the above blemishes. Cd 3610 Wisner Bldg. Gee. E.S. GIVENS, 224 Chemical Bldg, Kansas City, Mo. Editor (banging desk with fist)—Didu’t HIGH GRADE Gar alge EASY’ MONE Ri eer Task you to write a story about a modern Otter—Full size knife with any design wanted CT SALESMEN wanted to introduce novelty knives a a ‘yd a for 2be. ext ie side shows ouper's nape and address; the girl? pra Are TORE me eres EsTfe Ths does oot Soares baw. ow pe sang ndreae; tho ed "kod Halitoad orders, lea fest tec ae > Handles lear to ease oe futhor (still dignified)—Pardon me, fe guaranteed, you have merely glanced at the first : fees hor Yes; and I found the heroine blush- | — NOVELTY CUTLERY CO. 38 Bar St., Canton, Ohio comicbooks.com