Judge — October 13, 1923 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Push back the table, produce your pocket or- chestraand surprise your guests with thesnap- piest dance music of their bright young lives. AFTER DINNER HARMONY Be ready with a Hohner, the monarch of mouth organs, for the after dinner dance, the impromptu party, and all the other jolly get- together times. You can easily learn to play it in an hour. Give Hohners at Christmas; nothing at the price will give so much pleas- ure. Ask your dealer for Hohner Free In- struction book; if he is out of them, write “M, Hohner, New York” for a copy. Hohner Harmonicas are sold everywhere —50c up. OHNER ARMONICAS safeties —is this new improved vest ty military model, 10 shots with ‘extra magazine making 20 shots in all, Our No. BN120, special at $9.25. Both sizes shoot any standard cartridge. PAY POSTMAN ON DELIVERY plus postage, CONSUMERS CO., Dept BN 3265 Broadway, N.Vo GUARANTEE/ 70X5% io a Genet eeeiatnhccien aa cclaeny Goodrich, Firestone 5 Risk and, other fine makes of tires ing prices. ‘These almost new Said Father: Make good. T did. When it had stood Three weeks. they voted it The best home-brew In college. —Dartmouth Jack: Son, it’s up to you. o Lantern. “She's the cat’s—no, not ankles—but the cat’s tongue.’ “How’s that?” “Slightly rough."—Williams Purple Cow. ons These Mortals aM a good judge of human nature,” remarked a man as he employed ja stranger. That night the stranger robbed his safe. “Thank | of humor, | her friends. |through — the straight face. “T have improved this town and saved ten thousand souls,” cried an gelist as he left a y after holding revival services. Next month the citizens en- larged the jail. “T believe in enforcing the prohibition law as it stands!” bellowed a Congress- man. As he sat down a faint, glassy heard in his coat pocket. for a good evening’s work,” said a student, as he arranged his books and papers. Half an hour later he went to the movies.—Princeton Tiger. “ . I still have a. sense said a woman to some of Shortly afterward she went “Daily Dozen” with a Prof.—Why should we read all of the best of the present-day literatur |B. S.—So we can appreciate the paro- dies.—Pennsylvania Punch Boul. Se How many seasons are there? Mass. 0, busy and dull. Tech. Voo Doo. Isn’t that right, Queenie? Queenie—One hour, dear? 28 WITH THE COLLEGE WITS Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible quickly. My time is worth a dollar a Maizie (trying to correct wrist watch to new A standard time)—I need to set it back an hour. play I think that five years would be much better for you.—Yale Record. The Compleat Committee < “GENTIEMEN, said the it the sense of this nittee that the people for whom we have been work ing are quite dissatisfied with our work as done? “Yes,” thundered the members of the committee, “And do they agree that we have done everything as poorly and as expensively as possible?” retary, “is “Yes,” again. “And are they all of the opinion that don’t like to squawk, but they could done better themselves?” ain the unanimous response was in the affirmative e ntinued the secretary, “we all the duties of the perfect committee. We will now go to have our picture taken, after which will take plac: the committee dinner, at which the shing- les, watch charms, and gold cigarett« cases will be given out.”—Cornell Widow. ney Judge—1 to be intoxicated. Prisoner—I was just putting some hair tonie on my new mustache and I—hic missed it.—Carolina Tar Baby. Tell the jury how you came “Johnny, can you tell me which is the longest day in summer?” “Sure! Sunday.”—Toronto Goblin. ees Value Received Aw’! NG MAN, having found the wallet of a business executive, was ushered into his private office. Said the latter: “Well, young man, , what you have to say and s it minute. “And so is mine. Here is a wallet you lost yester- . less pay for an’ hour's time which [ used in wait- ing to see you,” the young man replied as he extracted sixty dollars from the wallet—Stevens Tech. Stone Mill. rey ai dainty Miss, ful nudge; A stolen kiss: Good morning, Judge! Toronto Goblin. comicbooks.com ern i