Judge — October 13, 1923 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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She is No Longer Fat She found a way to reduce her fat. It was a way far more pleasant than dieting, exercising or the application of absurd greases and salves would have been. This new way allowed her to eat foods without danger of becoming fat again. She found Marmola Prescription Tablets. They aid the digestive system to obtain the full nutriment of food. They help Nature to turn food into muscle, bone and sinew instead of fat. Marmola Prescription Tablets are made from the famous Marmola pre- scription. Thousands have found that these handy tablets give complete re- lief from obesity. And when the accu- mulation of fat is checked, reduction to normal, healthy weight soon follows. All good drug stores the world over sell Marmola Prescription Tablets at one dollar a box. Ask your druggist for them, or order direct and they will be sent in plain wrapper, postpaid. MARMOLA COMPANY 284 Gartield Bldg., Detroit, Mich. Inquiries on financial matters are answered gratis by the Investment Bureau. Digestible Solvent fruit, such as grape fruit, befries, to- matoes, UNDER PROPER CON- DITIONS (1) Dissolve or disin- tegrate tumors, goitres, gal: stones, deposits of Brainy Diet phlegm or mucus, remove the source of colds, catarth and consumption, (3) Correct liver and kidney troubles; headaches (4) Dissolve blood clots as in paralysis. (5) Dissolve the impurities which cause blemishes to the skin, as acne, eczema. NOTABLE RESULTS: Following are instances of direct success among Right hand and eg ‘three week: hemiplegia. Sen Id walk two miles es. ARTHRITIS. All joints swollen with lime de- posits. Knees and wrists locked immovable for eight months. Blind for two years. Can now sce, walk and do home work. ARRH, HAY" FEVER, RESULTING DEAR x ESS decreased from the first meal ORS. Case age Tumors | weighing a whiety ounds. dissolved within a year years in rolling weak 8 charges. Now “does housework, including washing ECZEMA. | Age 69, Eyebrows lost. Skin on aling. Normal in three months PYORRHOEA- ‘Age 65. Pus ceased on 7th Age 30. With last two chil red no nausea, no swollen feet nor consti: delivery painless. Severe cases yield within a Over 3000 pupils. Edu: cational book 10 cents. BRINKLER SCHOOL OF EATING Dept. 16 131 West 72nd Street New York Ai) LUI “Why are you smiling?” “T've just come from the dentist’ “Is that anything to smile about? “Yes—he wasn’t at home!”—Kari- | katuren (Christiania). sae . was a miserable night and the motor- ist was suffering from the misfortune of a broken down ¢ Making hi on foot to a solitary light in the distance, which turned out to be a small farm, he announced his arrival by leaning over the fence and shouting, “Hello! Hello!” The bedroom window was thrust open and a surly voice eja a then?” | “Can I stay here for the night?” said | the motorist. “Ay, an’ termorra anaw1 if tha wants,” replied the farmer, slamming down the window.—London Weekly Telegraph. se Not that we wish to seem over-opti- | mistic, but there is a faint possibility that |when the calendar is revised it may found practicable to sque in a Mind- Your-Own-Business Week.—Springficld | Union. he Jim—Oh, lor’! Alft—Why? DIGEST OF THE WORLD'S HUN AOR “Waiter, I came in yesterday for a to-day?” Vhy, I might as well if no one els: is using it.’—Jachk Canuck Ree “So you were defeated at the polls.” Yes. I was the candidate of the better element in our town, The next time [ run for office T think I shall t to be the representative of the erowd which gets out to vote.’—Detroit br Press. st “Your salary as a public official is not high.” “Not very,” replied Senator Sorghum moroscly. “We are servants of | th public and the only inducements some of us statesmen can offer our employer is that we're willing to work cheap. Washington Star. te WO MICROBES sat on a pantry shelf And watched with expressions pained, The milkmaid’s stunts, And both said at once, “Our relations are going to be strained.” Medical Quip: ) ss “The doctor says I must stick to a strict diet for a long time. But I am not so stupid as to kill myself in order to keep myself alive!”—Kasper (Stockholm). tee Motorist (recovering from smashup)— Isn't this a pretty stiff bill, doctor? Surgeon—You don’t suppose I'm going to let the other repair men do all the getting rich, do you?—Boston Transcript. I wish Garibaldi ‘ad been a Dutchman! “°Cos I just said ’e was in the exam. paper.—Passing Show (London). 26 comicbooks.com