Judge — October 6, 1923 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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N) My wn Hani Touring Made Sweeter by Paul Bailey ONG EXPERIENCE behind the steering 4 wheel of numerous makes and models of motor cars in their various stages of existence leads me to suggest that the international pastime of touring could be F iter and certainly more simple device which I have invented and for which patents are pending. By use of a series of strings attached to the steering wheel, anyone of more placards may be pulled into place on the back of the car for the information, interrogation or edification of people in the car immediately behind. For instance, a driver whose car is thus equipped, may send a ray of sunshine to the strangers in the rear by displaying a placard reading: “Good Morning, Fellow- ” or “Best Wishes to You, Folks.” T would advise against the use of such cards as “How Do You Like My Dus “Don’t Worry; I Have a Tow Rope,” as T have found from personal experience that they usually inspire the driver behind to tear past one in spite of the most con- gested traffic conditions. parts of the game our engagement is off. ’ ans f Uy) BG NAYUAYANH The One in a Million—Now, Peter, if you dare pay the slightest attention to me during the exciting I'd never think of marrying a hypocrite! Another system which, having tried, T hesitate to recommend, is the use of ques- tion cards such as: “Have Ta Flat? If So, Please Blow Your Horn. Owing to poor eyesight or a very low grade. of lit on the part of the driving public, I finally obliged to abandon. this placard altogether, after having pulled to the roadside and stopped seven times in half a day, only to find in every instance all four of my tires inflated to the proper degree of resiliency. “You say woman is happiest after thirty-five?” “Yes, she then has isn’t going to get one. she is resigned.” a husband or In either case 17 Just prior to throwing this placard down a sewer, T displayed it for a kind-looking old gentleman behind who had seemed not ed with my other messages. in that his horn must have been out of order as he permitted me to drive three and one-half miles with a puncture oth rear shoes. Nevertheless, there are many placards which may be used with discretion even in Sunday traffic, but L consider it ad- visable that each individual driver origi- nate his own messages of good cheer and encouragement, filling them so far as possible to the season, the locality and the probable dispositions of those likely to motor up from behind. who are A Tribute (Acrostic) by William 1 Courage we know he p« OF strength he has his full Outspoken, shrewd and hone Loyal, straightforward and fair. Tn duties we know that he will Deliver US from our fetters. Give three cheers for Coolidge, an Executive of few letters. comicbooks.com