Judge — September 8, 1923 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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The scheme didn’t work; Bugs got into as much trouble as ever. In fact, he became more obstreperous; for, with a “keeper” around, he had one more person to fight with. ... So we let the Rube drive as he p! and, head bowed, broke all records for fervent praying as the roaring motor catapulted through space. It was a mad ride but it must be admitted that we arrived at our destination. “Well, here we are,” laconically as we pulled up, “and no ribs busted.’ o ribs busted; yes! But what of the invisible damage, Rube? the palpitations of the heart and the mental anguish? Our heart hasn't stop- ped pounding yet. W's we get tired of our pushmobile though if we get a commodious one, with a 100-inch wheel chair base, this isn’t likely to happen—it is our plan |to emulate the hobo and travel box- car. This is one of the most common methods of touring without a touring car; and there is much to be said for these terrestrial tramp steamer are roomy and there is a demoer: them that is aling. It y difficult. to conv some people of thi but those that aren’t convinced may travel on passenger trains and be annoyed by conductors. | The literature of the tramp is a sorry thing; it doesn’t do justice to the knight of the road. He appears as a caricaturish half-wit purposelessly lolling through life; _no one seems to realize that he is a | sensible human being living his philosophy instead of talking it, like most of us. Potentially most of us are tramps; few of us would work if we didn’t to. So don’t scoff at the carefree tramp riding in a box-car. True, there is no Pullman boy aboard to shine his shoes while he sleeps, but, after all, that’s a minor con- sideration. Shined shoes don’t go well with unpressed pants anyhow. And if the freight train carries no diner there is always a chance to swipe some grub in | the next town. If it can’t be swiped, ording to the literature of hoboism, a |tramp can always earn a meal by chop- 30 id the Rube “When do I get a ride, Willie? “Listen, Maud; I can’t help it. paint was dry an’ she’s stuck, an’ I can’t get her out.” You've been pullin’ her ‘round She climbed in before the new ping some wood for a farmer—thougl: personally we resent this. No self- respecting tramp would be seen working A grade-A member of the breed can always avoid this degradation. If this method of touring without a touring car doesn’t appeal to you, we advise that you try reading some of the announcements of books of “the great outdoors.” They suggest the arm-chair method of travel. With high-voltage adjectives and persuasive superlatives the authors of these announcements make it clear that a man’s a fool to spend money on a tour when a literary tour de force that costs only $1.75 (mailed anywhere ten cents extra for postage) will show hint enough of “God’s country” to. satisfy the most avaricious travel-hound. If you don’t believe us, read this soul stirring screed that has reached our desk: land of the North- breath of Romance “Come to the great ma west—come where th stirs in the blood of men and women. to the land of adventure, strange, enchanting wondrous. Stand under the great open sky gaze at the wondrous Red Moon and the Nortli Star—hear the cry of the wolf pack—thrill to the magic of the forests—sit by the soft glow of the npfire—cc to the top of the world and fe: pell of the vast white wilde ness! You do not have to stir out of your ari- chair to do it. James Oliver Curwood takes you to the North Country, where splendid adventures s happening—wher romance steadily spins her golden’ web of Here is great’ dran ntment. great and fearless men who quic ied blood and lift you clear of care and wort carrying you far and happily into Adventure- land! Obviously a mans a fool to spend money on auto tours when he can travel vicariously. No dust in the eyes! No motor-cops to chase you! You can at the rate of eighty miles—we mean pages—an hour and you won't be pinche ‘d for speeding! What more can yous Some _automobilists who read this story will cry: “Sour grapes! If he a touring car | be darned 1 to tour in it.” There’s something in th We haven't a touring car. But that isn’t why we don’t do any automobiling. Merely touring in a touring car wouldn't satisfy us. We have a great ambition It is to circle the globe in a taxicab, Then we'll write our masterpiece— “Around the World in a Taxicab.” no store and chile 200 Send diam: how Nam comicbooks.com