Judge — September 1, 1923 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Butit doesn’t get him his coal any chea Brother Buchholz is a trifle naif. He seems to regard our democracy as the intended it. He regards its s due, in some way, to the voters. rs not to realize that all govern- ment now exists to protect privilege, whether democratic or whatnot. And it will continue so to do, until a sufficient number of uncommon people wake up and rouse the rest. eer) Gopher Gawf (Continued from page 6) waivin’ aside my requests for explanation until aifter th’ match. We spent twa hours playin’ th’ holes, plus aboot one hundred gopher | holes, but it was th’ maist interestin’ game o’ gawf I haed ever played. Be- sides, I won four bits oon th’ match. For a variety o’ shots I think gopher gawf hauds first place. “It’s a great game,” I said. I can see that it wad be vera costly five “But “There's whaur ye’re wrang,” my frien’ replied. “Dinna ye nae see me tak’ th’ ba’s oot 0’ th’ bucket? Weel, when they’re soaked in low grade bootleg whusky it’s juist poison tae th’ gophers. Inside 0” anither hour th hae those ba’s oot o” thir holes, an’ a’ we hae tae do is tae send our green’s-keeper oot tae gither “em oop.” xcellent arrangement, I tell “But, I canna see why you sper. “Weel, we juist ca’ him th’ green’: keeper,” he replied. “His maist impor- tant duty is tae mak’ bootleg whusky an’ atween th” gophers an’ his regular customers he is kept fairly busy, laddie.” On my wa’ hame I played that game ower aboot a dozen times an’ again I tauld mesil’ that I never got sae mony thrills oon a gawf coorse afore. I surely will recommen’ gopher gawf. P. 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