Judge — August 25, 1923 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Confessions of a Bride As Depicted by the Yellower of Our Journals wie Dan came home, I could see at once that he was out of sorts, for when I ran to kiss him, he bit off the top of my ear. Some wives would taken offense at this, but I try 1 true helpmate and not the 1 ing kind. I merely said, “Dinner What, hash again?” exclaimed Dan he followed me into the kitchen. “Yes, darling,” I replied, whereupon he threw the frying pan at Baby. Al though I thought a great deal of Baby, I said nothing, feeling that Dan was not quite himself. Hoping to wound him, I quietly phoned for the undertake All that he said was, “Are you going to use that telephone all night?” Some- times I think there is something brutal in his nature by the way he acts when these spells are on him. He called up that Banks woman and invited her out to dinner. Am I losing his love? The thought is driving me mad.—Mass. Tech. Voo Doo. . sdf | yl Absent-minded Professor—Let me see—there’s something I ought to be doing now.—New York Mercury. wae said the conventional small ; is the difference between a pedestrian and v-walker?” A pedest * returned the conven- tional father, a person who walks when you are walking. A jay-walker is a person who walks when you are driving.” —California Pelican. tat Movie Director (to plicant for position) you swim, my dear? Beauty—Certainly not! I'm applying for a position as a bathing beauty, not a fish.—Johns Black and Blue Jay. ttt Can “My dear, you. surely haven't spent all the after- noon at the Seandell’s? Auntie. They such things about everyone who left that I didn’t dare come away.” —Toronto Goblin. saic itt Hop-Scotch —Carnegie Puppet. ott Triolet wisn I knew the girl On my roommate’s bureau-top, Signed with, “Love and. Kisses I wish I knew the girl Just because her little curl Has my heart tied in a knot. I wish I knew the girl On my roommate's bureau-top! Yale Record. Pearl.” reed Bet He’s Crazy About Betty YY Betty, did by charms A disenchanted heart away To fancies more appropriate To seventeen than twenty- So hark you, Betty, while I p My heart in tune, a roundel: Who got the fellow that-a-way? You, Betty, did. A winning smile, a manner gay— These must be yours to make him stray Afar from habits quite sedate To seck again that silly state, When Love's aflame. But Say- You bet he did. Ohio Sun Dial. hetray did he? She—Have you got your lights on? He—Sure! Purple Cow. I wear them all winter.—Williams TRADE MARK REG. WURUIIZER SUPREMACY He) Quality They are used by tho greatest musicl eur musicians are playing on Warlitzer instru- ments, Wurlitzer i reatest_mu- with stores world’s sie hous: the mu and dealers in all parts of the country. But no matter where you live, you receive the same serviceby mail as though you were next door tothe factory. inYourOwn Home AtOurExpense You may now have any known musical instru- ment for a week's free trial in your own home. Play it as much as you wish. See howe lean pen yitisto ‘0 obligation to buy — no ex- ou may return the instrument at the end of a week if you decide not to keep it. Easy Payments If you decide to buy, the Wurlitzer plan makes it easy for you to own the instrument you want. Payments are conveniently arranged small monthly sums ~a few cents a day will pay. Special combination offers on complete outfits —velvet lil tor, etc « ed case, all accessories, self-instruc- everything you need t practically the cost of the instrument alone. “\\send \\ for Free Catalog The greatest musical catalog ever published—o 00 arti- cles— every known instrument described and illustrated; many of them shown in full colors. Gives you lowest prices and all details of the Wurlitzer plan. The Rudolph Wurlitzer Co., Dept. C938 1I7E, 4th St., Cincinnati New York 120 W. 42nd St Send me log of mus ‘329 So. Wabash Ave, Chicago 250 Stockton St., San Francisco free, your new illustrated cata~ ell me how I may try any instrument in my own home at your expense and how the Worlitzer Plan makes it easy for me to buy. Address... Instrument (State instrument in No obligation. Which you are interested) * Copyright 1923, The Rudolph Wurlitzer Ca, comicbooks.com