Judge — August 25, 1923 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Visitor—But that must be impos- The Vicar—When I look at this congregation I ask myself sible. The town would have been “Where are the poor?” And when I look at the collection I say, wiped out if the water had gone that “Where are the rich?”—London Opinion. high! . Local Guide—Well, it used ter be down ’ere, but fellers were spoilin’ the plate by strikin’ matches on it, so I ‘ad it shifted up ‘igher!—Humorist (London). “What's this, uncle?” “That's a zebra.” “What does it do?” “Well—er—it’s principally used to illustrate the letter Z."—London Mail. “My wife saved me from being robbed last night.” “How was that?” “A burglar got in at the window and went through my pockets for my = money, but found none—my wife had SS been through them before him!”— The wonderful possib: ties of a phosphorus exhaust when flying Kasper (Stockholm). at night.—Passing Show (London). 22 comicbooks.com