Judge — August 18, 1923 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Brainy Diet S: (1). Dissolve or disin. tegrate tumors, goitres, all stones, deposits of lime in joints. (2) Dissolve phlegm or mucus, remove the source of colds, catarrh and umption. (3) Correct liver and kidney troubles; head, (3) Dissolve blood clots as in paralysis. () Dissolve the impurities which cause blemishes to the skin, as acne, eczema. NOTABLE RESULTS: Following are instances of direct success among PARALYSIS. helpless three Another, age 65, sation restored in three days daily after six weel ‘ARTHRITIS. Ail joints swollen with lime de- posits. Knees and wrists locked immovable for eight months. Blind for two years. now see, walk and do home worl ARRH, Age 61. Right hand ra; Festored in three we Dedridden, hemiplegia. Sen Could ‘walk two miles jand lee \ | Old Man—Whby all this profanity? does ‘housework, including, washing Eyebrows lost. Skin ““ormal in three” months e 65. Pus ceased on 7th charges CA HAY FEVER, RESULTING ae i i DE tar decreased Bom rg first meal. Urchin I'm teaching my brother ‘Case umors | weighing what not to say.—Amherst Lord Jeff. aboue whiney” pounds dissolved within a year we SOITRE. Collar reduced 17 to 15, normal size Oral UTERINE HEMORRHAG a3 Age 50. Three | 2% . years. ia tolling. chair: weak from ‘constant. dis | Distinctions Now A. Age _and scaling OEA. Al crash Wes is Wit?—That peculiar kind of talk that leads to misunderstand- and broken heads. What is Joy?—To find a C plus on a feet nor consti. nless ation as previously CONSTIPATION. 'Ssverr cases Sield. within, a week. Sworn statements. Over 3000 pupils. Edu where you expecte: D. See eaiuinats OL: CREATING: What is Knowledge?—To have a Dept, IPRINKLER SCHOOL OF EATING vor || back seat in a nearsighted prof's class. What is Understandi To go right on talking to the chaperon while you watch your girl smile at another man.— Towa Frivol. For every owner of a DODGE BROTHERS MOTOR CAR OW do you know what | will beat serve y comfort an ory equipment adding to of your F purpose ur Rad Headline Man | Out of Bed.” We suppose he said: “All right, I'll get right up." —Lafayette Lyre. ss He—You kept: me an hour. She—Yes, but not have come goyle. Knocks “Lightning dear, waiting for over just think, I> might at all.—Michigan Gar- | tt Publisher—Can you turn out another book in three we Successful Author “Tt will never do to let forget you.” —Cornell Widow. Why so soon? the public ma sock , formation.”"- Your copy of this book will be teat penigald on reeeint of coln or stamps, 20C WILLIAM GREEN, Inc., 627 W. 43d St, N.Y.C. NEW GARTER CROOKED LEGS (Patented) MAKES TROUSERS HANG STRAIGHT If Legs Bend In or Out Self-adjustable Itholds Socks Up—Shirt Down Nota “Form” or “Harness” Sasa | First She—How do you like my new ree Circular engagement ring? lain, sealed envelope Second Her—It's a peach; when does THE T.GARTERCO.} | it come off?—Northwestern Purple New London, New Hampshire Barcce 30 y, Joe, you're a broker; can’t you give me a tip? “I know something that is now about } ( twenty, and within six months I can guarantee it to he over nine'| punds fine! What is it | The thermometer.” —Mass. Tech. Voo Doo. sot | Mrs. Newbride—Well, Henry, if any- / thing goes wrong, I will always be able to keep the wolf away from the door by singing. Mr. Newbride—There isn’t the slightest doubt of that, dear—Oreyon Lemon Punch. set “There’s no accounting for tastes,” said the fair one. “Oh, I'm not so sure about that,” | said the fare one as the waiter handed him the dinner check.—Princeton Tiger. | “Why did George marry Dingy?” “Well, they were engaged for two years and he got tired of seeing her every day.”—Kansas Sour Owl. tae Prof. (to freshman entering class late) — When were you born Freshman—On the second of April. “Late again.”"—Georgia Tech. Yellow Jacket. ceed “T hear that Hank had an a “Yes, some one gave him at and told him it would eat off his hand. “Tt did.”"—California Wampus. od Pitter—I_ like Polly. She's the sort of girl that stands out in a crowd. Pat—Personally I'm all for Betty. She sits out.—Columbia Jester. see After seeing a certain breakfast dance we feel that there is much undiscovered material for the wrestling team in college. —Dartmouth Jack o’ Lantern. ste “’s got a head like a dollar.” “One bone.” —IWest Moon- shine. Virginia rd John—Les talks in his sleep. Brown—Thasso? “Yeah. He recited in class to-day.” Notre Dame Juggler. comicbooks.com