Judge, 1923-08-11 · page 8 of 36
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# "What Girls Know About Men" — Judge Magazine This is a satirical article by Vere Crockwell offering tongue-in-cheek observations about male behavior from a female perspective. The accompanying cartoon depicts a social gathering where a man presents a dish to seated women while others observe — illustrating the article's theme of analyzing male conduct. The humor targets gender stereotypes of the era. The article lists contradictions in men's behavior: they claim indifference to women while seeking their approval; they're moody until fed; they judge women's appearance inconsistently (preferring brunettes or blondes depending on recent history); they disapprove of makeup yet are attracted to made-up women. The opening joke about Mrs. Gabble buying hats—needing "something on her mind"—plays on period stereotypes of women's frivolous shopping. Overall, the piece uses exaggerated generalizations about male hypocrisy and inconsistency as comedy, reflecting early 20th-century gender dynamics and the era's approach to marital/romantic satire.
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What Girls Know About Men by Vere Crockwell rE caNNor get along without them id be happy. ike us but refuse to admit it. y are usually in better humor after dinner. “Why does Mrs. Gabble buy so many hats?” “Well, she has to have something on her mind!” They really do not prefer dancing as an amusement. They usually whistle when going home if another girl smiled at him, the car behaved well and she admired it, the music was good, the one girl kissed him good-night They usually swear at the things girls cry for. They are usually better than they would have us think. 6 They are sometimes the least bit bored with us. They will fall for a brunette if the girl last summer was a blond. They will fall for a blond if the girl last summer was a brunette. They say they disapprove of make-up but will burn gallons of gasoline for a girl who looks like a cubist land They love music, dogs, good ‘ars, going comicbooks.com