Judge — August 4, 1923 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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that the Babe won't reach up a mile and bust it, the idea being that as long as the ball is on its way out of the park it might just as well leave by way of the air-line over the right field fence. But we'd better not suggest any methods of pitching to the Babe. From afar there reaches our ears the familiar cry of the Raspberry Squad, “Listen to the grandstand manager! Qovo-vo- 00-0-0-0!"" Song of the Razzer by Edward Anthony » holler “Attaboy!” You done granc Id scout!” Boss—Yes. I want a boy. Do you But don’t compare it frith the joy smoke? Of cussing some one out. Applicant—No, thanks! But you Special No, 61 Only Don't send a single penny. Ten days’ Free Trial. When the ring comes, examine it—if you are kin blow me to a ice cream cone if “Runt... Even me that's got a limp ( not convinced it is the Greatest Bargain in Amer- you want to. Could make it! Honest, mate! W ica, send it back at our expense. Only if pleased, tas Why don’t he slide, the lazy simp? i | He oughta get the gate! All Around the Raspberry Bush he I i” » hand for you beginnet ro (Concluded from page 23) ¢ A erect heehotapitt eS Bargain Sock TREE pictures th in those days that was a lot of money for y, any eighty-year-old vey Could get that easy fly! J a ball player. Rube got off to a bad hig J-M.LYON €.CO. |@3 TERR auu teria eins RO ete eet tim “the $11, veauty”” renamed him an't you take a josh?” 4 Maiden Lane N.Y. “the $11,000 lemon. We'll never for- x *s rant and rail = ra Business Nearly 100 years | gt those roasts. The fans fell in line And razz ‘em all, begosh! 1 and it wasn’t long before the Rube was C dence Co the most cussed-out man in baseball. orrespondence Lourse | We don't know how he lived through Ny CARTOONING, it, Perhaps he is han! of hearing, He A Summer Memory ‘ 1 W seball’s biggest joke—and the eg easinnen g: Kate Comic Art & Caricature | joke was on Manager McGraw. But aber ee Tee Short Cut and Square Deal) Mac didn’t care. At any ra , he said I not forget that magic hour —_ For illustrated catalog and testi-| nothing and nursed his flivver along. T rowed you to the forest's rim, = 1s send 6c in stamps. Address 3 Be a : ike g i { ZIM, Det Ry. HORSEHEADS, N. Y.| And it wasn’t long before it was a toss- The lake was mirrorlike and our ay ? Write your name plainly up whether the Rube or Nap Rucker Seclusion perfect was, and dim; = f was the best left-hander in the National We clove the clustered water lilies | Ss = x And those who had kidded — And lingered all their cheer to note, | McGraw ‘were writing of “the great What happened then, gave me the 0 | managerial skill of the Little Napoleon, will pe developer of the great Marquard, who You reached for one and tipped the —~ Grearesanew Madofmar-| has just startled the baseball world by boat. = 1} Tt eontatne more reat ¢n.| Winhing nineteen games straight and . ft Bel forpation tran all otter sez! breaking all records for consecutive Wher r s in our q } Sent in plain cover, by re-| Wins.” The ra: xined the band golf outfit of cap, ' kers, wool ; : fun matt, for $1.00. cash. | wagon, ‘The fans who a short time before stockings, et al., we wonder if our an- tit Goes Direct to samba had shricked: “Take him out and drown cestors, could they have foreseen us, ; i the Heart of the KNowLectt oox co,| him! That boob can’t pitch!” were smil- would have been ‘content with killing it Sex Question. 257 W. Ist St. New York | ingly shouting, “Attaboy, Rube! He Indians. hi can’t smell it.’ + nkee rooters enjoy razzing H hy cent game between the Athletics and the Yanks at the Yankee Stadium, Ed Rommel (as fine a pitcher as there is in the game) s ordered by Connie Mack to ESPSIVERS, Shy oma \sas City, Mo. k the great slugger. The fans | i gave Rommel an awful booing, j i] e quickly ¢ uptions on nik ed of Pimples, Black ace or body, Barl >), iL. —. SEND FOR THE INTERNATIONAL CATALOG | forgetting that Yankee pitchers occasionall. sue deliberate passes too. ti We criticized Mack at the time, f but, after all, you can’t blame him, ay weatttivtavce | He did just right. If we were P FOR FORD—Prices from $27.85 up, Facsoryto” | Pitching to Ruth we'd reams eae diceet Pay only One Prone ” throw the ball a mi . ert ts ewenwes | Over his head and out ~ ® GECANvExPERT of the park to make al i i Z sure he wouldn’t hit : \ LAV LIU And as we did we'd i signal the outfield to 4 i i — Wonderful, new device, guides your hand; corrects a 1 Miss Prue—Clara, will you kindly hand me a ee é hours’ No failures, Complete outline ge | lay back ten kilomete needle and thread? My bathing suit ripped just rae i Write C. J. Ozment, Dept. 81, St. Louls, Mo For you can’t be sure as I got into the tub. 32 comicbooks.com