Judge — July 21, 1923 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A SIMPLE RECIPE “What did you do to get so fat?” “Nothing!"—Nebelspalter (Zurich). sae A ONSERVATIVE old lady was once discussing with her son. aw the what seemed to her curious fact that acertain Mr, Ketchum had been able to effect an entrance into the homes of the fashionable set. “Ino my day,” said the old lac ‘a man with his table manners would not have been consi irable addition to any dinner com- pan. Why, he has no idea how to use his kt nd fork!” “No-o,” said the young man, slowly, “that’s perfectly true; but his ability to eut coupons is such that they overlook his awkwardness with steak, fishand game,” — Philadel phia Ledger. Employer—So you want the afternoon off to go to your aunt’s funeral? Typist—Yes, please, sir—if it doesn’t rain—London Weekly Telegraph. tae A* old sea captain was reproving his daughter for being out 4 » in an automobile with that “lubber,” as he called her i beau. “But, father, we were becalmed,” she exclaimed. ‘You see the wind died down in one of the tires and we had to wait until it sprang up again.”—Montreal Gazette. Rebecca—What shall I charge for this coat? Abraham—Eighty dollars! “a “But it only cost twelve!” “Great Scot, Harris, how did you get down here?” “Very well. Announce that it is sold irrespective “By wireless, you idiot. Can’t you see?”—Passing cost.”—Tyrihans (Christiania). Show (London). comicbooks.com