Judge — July 7, 1923 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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What I Learned . About Old Age’ ByramC.. KeeAM,, LL.D. ERTAIN new facts about old age, recently dis- closed to me, consti- tute the most start- ling information I have ever received. I am 40 years old my- self. I had begun to wonder if I would soonbeginto “break” —to lose my old-time pep and aggressive- ness, my stamina and resistance to disease. I wondered if I would soon be subject to the class of ailments which seems so pre- valent among men past 40, Then through a mutual friend, I made the acquaintance of aa member of the American Associa- tion for the Advancement of Science, who has recently brought to light most inter- esting facts about the peculiar conditions common to men past middle age. Why Many Men Are Old at 40 I had often wondered why so many men begin to lose their vigor and alertness when they are scarcely out of their 30’s— yet others, at 60 and 70, seem to bein the prime of life. There must be some reason for this difference. And I found out ex- actly what this reason is, 65% Have Gland Trouble I have learned that 65% of all men past a certain middle age have a disorder of a little gland, called the prostate. And pros- tate disorder is not only the direct cause of much distress, often necessitating oper- ation, but it dis; s itselfin many parts of the body, mental as well as physical. Common Middle Age Ailments Here is an important cause for many ailments which hefetofore have been simply taken for granted as “old age” symptoms—sciatica, aches in back, legs and feet, frequent nightly risings, nervousness and irritability and frequent dizzy spells indicating high blood pressure; and I learned how, by an astonishingly simple new method that these disorders would be eliminated in many instances in a short time, without drugs or operation —a treatment that reaches this gland directly—yet is so convenient that any one can apply itin their own home. 10,000 Men Find Relief But most surprising of all, I find that 10,000 men have al- ready found relief Statesmen, bankers, lawyers, doctors, in every section of the country are using and endorsing the method. I read many letters. One that was from a man in Colorado, “73 years young is my age,” he wrote, “yet for years I suffered with prostate trouble. Used medicine to no avail—had about given up hope when a doctor recommended your treat- ment." Just think ofa man 73 years old being restored to the health and bu: y of youth. And it is within the reach of ever: are no drugs, no books, no electric rays. All Explained in FREE Book If you are troubled with any of the disorders mentioned, if you have chronic constipation or rostate trouble, you should send for a vitally interesting free book, written by this scientist, called “Why Many Men Are Old at 40.” It de- scribes this splendid treatment and shows how you may regain much of your youthful vigor and be free from certain disorders. No obligation. But write at once—the edition is limited. Simply mail request t: lectro Thermal Company, it, Steubenville, Ohio, the concern 1g these books for the author. 73 Years Young Boy—I don't have to do everything you say, Mary Jones; we ain’t married! sae An Evening at an Amusement Park (Continued from page 6) | there catching said hats as they fluttered downward. Then you'd get your hat back when you got back to the starting point. Something like a rain check idea at a ball game. ou cling to me now, kid. That's the idea of these things, you know. All girls are supposed to get scared to death and hang to their sheiks in times like these. The tighter, the closer, as it were. Cling quick or they'll think we're married. O-0-0-0-h-h-h-h-h-h, boy Once more! I feel as though I'd parked my tummy on that last drop. Now again! What fools folks are to buzz around on this sort of a thing. If we ever get back to earth again—! Well, here we are, back again the same day. Let’s pile out quick before the catch us and make us do it over a . I always take a trip on this thing and | then swear off and then do it the next | be to get so diz time. It’s like a craving for moon- shine. I guess I'll have to have it cut out. I'll tell the doc I want my rolly coaster cut out. Not a bad idea, eh? Now for the crazy house cr. houses for er people. I like to go in and watch the people on that thing there that goes around and around for ever and ever. Some folks’ idea of a good time at a place like this seems to y they’re | sick. Watch your step here, a blow hole in the Oh-h-h, baby, know about you! Dja ever slide down that thing? Let's. You know you're sup- posed to hold my hand. Sure, that’s what this thing is for. You hold my hand and scream. They'll put you out if you don't. That's it. Now scream. You win the prize in the lung contest. Step up to what I 26 that man and get your leather medal. What say to another dance? I just can’t make my feet behave. Anyhow I want to go back and take another squint at Eddie Smith, the best little sheik in the business. Any time you want a lesson in vamping just ‘come out and watch Eddie tipping the wink at all the ladies. He can’t play the banjo worth a hang. They just keep him in that = orchestra because he draws the girls to the dance hall—you know, he’s a sort of human blotting- paper. I like the music out here, it so sort of careless and loose i ‘ sign up there? Say cheek-to-cheek dancing allowed. Now notice what I do. See, they didn’t put us off the floor for it at all. I don’t believe in signs If at all. s take a little run now. Ever; *’s doing it. It isn’t in the dance and it doesn’t mean anything but it looks swell—until you trip. ‘Tripping the light fantastic is right. It’s all right until you light on your head. Don’t laugh—I pull that joke every time I dance. There’s Sam Willoughby with that steno from the Acme Company. She's some baby, got Sam going for a fare-you- well. You know how it is, just like you've got me going. _Dawgone it, another nickel shot to and we're only half around the Talk about your profiteers! Bimbo, stecr your red shoes out You got me going—I'll broadcast to a waiting world. as Different by Cyril B. Egan ‘ve saip I love you a thousand times, I've carved it into a thousand rimes; And still the saying has not worn trite, And still the mot is brightly right. Let other love grow old and cold; Ours is ne and true as gold: The like of us few are From Cheyenne to Siam Just look at who you are— And look at who J am! LITTLE JOURNEYS OFF THE BEATEN PATH Trapshooters shooting traps near Trapini, Italy. comicbooks.com er Ww