Judge — July 7, 1923 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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missing by living in the city.” (Mr. Blotz.) “So romantic!” (Any of the Blotz girls.) “Sure is a great sight, I'll tell the world.” (Any of the Blotz boys.) And so the Blotzes inaugurate their first day of tenting on the old camp ground. It is, on the whole, a perfect What if the night is not so sful? What if Mr. Blotz, in Tent K, rises from his troubled couch when the wind begins to blow, tiptoes across lunch _ bo: suitcases, ete., to the windy sector, and closes the flap of the tent. What if Mrs. Blotz, hearing him, burlesques, ‘* When you're cooped up in an office all day you need alittle fresh air It's in a wife-time, after all, and, Mr. Blotz, who has been kidded before, doesn’t mind it. He is primarily interested in closing that tent flap and keeping the wind off his shin bones. That accomplished, let the whole world josh. He should worry! And, after all, since it starts raining shortly afterward, he can claim in the morning that he closed the flap to keep the water out. But this is only the evening. The morning will soon arrive: And their shoes shall be filled with water, Their bosoms black dismay, with Don’t forget the citronella. As they fold their tents like the And so silently | steal away. HE newspaper tracked — the Quickly, he fired the questions at him in rapid succession. Reporter: recent war? Radical—I think its outcome has been Arabs AwarDING the almost useless loving cup has been a traditional failing in golf tournaments of the past. containing To Committeemen in search of prizes Most of the trouble has not been due to a lack of originality, but to the fact that the committeemen are busy men, and have resorted, in desperation, to the all-too obvious cup. That situation no longer exists, for Ovington’s have secured from all over the land a great number of attractive and useful prizes for clubs to give. Ovington’s will gladly send a book 100 suggestions for tennis and yachting prizes. OVINGTON’S “The Gift Shop of Fifth Avenue” Fifth Avenue at 39th NEW YORK golf, Street The Radical by N. Brewster Morse radical to The fat is in the fire. 19 reporter had at last lair. What are your views on the “On the to judge. generation.” “And whi cra of crime I don’t think of it. robbed in Central Park. thoroughly advantageous to the world. “And the conditior ontri We must wait for the next do you think of the present of this country?” y, I think it too soon T have never been It is of little concern to me “Are you Wall Street, t the League of tions?” “Not to my knowl verse to and Na- ed u think the sub- way service a disgrace to our city? No! I think they are doing the best they can to perk able public ne “Of course, you op- motion — picture censorship and women in polities? “Not at all.” “Well, then, what is your private — buga- pose hoo?” “I hate people who ask personal ques- tions.” Quickly, he drew a revolver and shot the reporter. comicbooks.com