Judge — June 30, 1923 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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One Family in Every Nine! Enough — automobiles built last year to enable 2,300,- 000 families in this country to buy a new car. 1922 was a record automobile production year and to-day there are more models and makes than ever from which to choose. were The selection of the proper best suited to your own requirements is an car individual important matter. If you will fill out the coupon below, completely, and mail to the Motor Department of Jupce, 627 W. 43d St., New York City, you will expert unbiased advice at no cost to you. receive COUPON Motor Department Jupce 627 West 43d St., New York City I am considering the purchase of a car to cost about $ and am especially interested in one . (make) ; (type) My requirements ‘for @ car are as follows: Capacity... Type of body. . Driven and cared { for by self chauffeur Kind of roads over which car would be used... IT have owned other cars of the following "The following cars of appre mately the type in which I am interested are handled by dealers in my territory: Please advise me as to the car best suited to my requirements. Name J 6-90-23 | of the w | himself in | Fran © © Ge 18 THE PUNG CHOW FACE You can spot Pung Chow enthusiasts anywhere now. Blow Your Own Megaphone (Continued from page 20) g logs. To all others irre: of Sinclair Main Street” is a good picture and well worth seeing. before the blaz e say that, ME DAY, some director is going to make a picture with Bert Woodruff playing all the parts and we, for one, are going to sit back and enjoy every foot ) time we see Woodruff we feel that it takes time to learn the tricks of any art. Then we see Jackie Coogan and we're ready to acknowledge that we don’t know anything about anything. We do know that Woodruff is a fine screen actor and gives a fine account of “Children of Dust.” As the old caretaker of Gramercy Park he is a delightful old child-loving gardener whose parental feeling for children prompts him to take a poor lad under his wing. The story is not unusual in its inven- tiveness but does not offend by the usual oversentimental attitude toward children. The youngsters are well trained and Lee in particular does some sincere pantomime as the poor lad whose mother dies leaving him to the mercy of a father with a stronger thirst for alcohol than honor. Johnnie Walker, Pauline Garon and Lloyd Hughes are well cast and acquit themselves creditably, but to Woodruff belong the spoils. His scene with the recruiting officer to whom he has appealed for enlistment because he fought with Judge (to Patrick, whose lawyer has failed to win his case)—Well, sir, is there any request you wish to make before I pronounce sentence upon you? Pat—Yis, yer honor! 30 Gimme just five minutes alone out in the corridor wit’ thot lawyer o’ mine! Lee, is one of the subtleties of the sereen and his final fade-out hoofing it through the Gates of Paradise is nothing less than Chaplinesque in its bid for laughter where pathos was expected. “Children of Dust” is good movie fare but, on the whole, the picture will have been forgotten when Bert Wood- ruff’s work in it will still be pleasantly remembered. Reale Betty Is Learning to Drive by Donald Mace W* think that we will breathe more, When Betty learns to drive; We hope our back won't be so sore, When Betty learns to drive. The perspiration stands in drops Each time we pass the traffic cops— We hope she'll watch out where she stops, When Betty learns to drive. some The road won’t seem so full of bumps, When Betty learns to drive; The car won't feel so full of jumps, When Betty learns to drive. “That lever is the gear-shift, dear— No, no, the brake is over here.” The traffic signals look so queer, While Betty learns to drive. Each time we score a narrow miss, While Betty learns to drive; She steers. course this. a somewhat like We hope she learns to drive! We should have bought a plane. found The air is safer than the ground. There'd be more room to turn around, While Betty learns to drive. eral We've Lovesick Damsel: You believe that two can live as cheaply as one, don’t you, dad? Dad: Of course, my dear. But remember, I’m the man who writes the “Better Business Outlook” articles. sae “We'll miss all you sity folks in the winter, sir, that we will. But we'll be thinkin’ 0° ye— me goin’ "bout my work, an’ Hir'm jest settin’ an’ laughin’.