Judge — June 30, 1923 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A PARLIAMENTARY candidate in a rural 42% district made the following remark in the course of his address: ‘There is no question in the world which I cannot answer with just *Yes’ or ‘No.’ ” An old farm laborer jumped up and said: ‘Please, maister, might I ask ’e a “Certainly, my good fellow,” said the Well, then, maister,” said the old farm hand, “what's the time?”"—London Weekly Telegraph. tae “There,” said Jones, “there is a woman in a million.” queried Smith. ‘Feminist? othing like it, but she will tell you or anyone that she has more clothes than she needs and that she is satisfied with her husband.""—Richmond — Times-Dis- patch. sas “uris and Henri, two Chicago boys, had been away from home against their mother’s command, and had come back to find her waiting for them with a switch. “Chris, vare you been?” “Mit Henri.” “Henri, vare you been?” “Mit Chris.” “Vare you both been?” Their mother, Mrs. Salzburg, saved the switch for anotber time.—Chicago Herald- Examiner. Other People’s Knees: gant i} cea are TT Sati a —1 ; Teacher—How is the earth divided? Johnny—One-fourth land and_ three- fourths water, except the Missouri River, which is half and half.—New York Sun. How they feel to the late-comer.—Passing Show (London). Bill—How did you feel when she threw the vase at you? Will — Slightly jarred —New American. York She—The doctor says I should go South for my health. The question is where to go. He—Go to another doctor!—London Mail. 23