Judge — June 16, 1923 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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I’ve got t much, anyw Engagement announcement. You giv a linen shower. Deficit covered imme- diately. Then you give a utensil shower. Clear profit. Then misc cous er—engagement business placed on Easy Stre Then I give a shower.” You give a showe' » & great novelty. Prospective gives Everybody will First a gin shower, then a whisky shower, then a cigar and cigarette shower. Then the grand clean-up, or miscellaneous shower!” “Ed Fish—now you're being silly.” and two go into Five hundred All you a ring. groom shower. come. “Don’t interrupt, please. When all the gainful rain has been caught with inverted umbrellas, we will be ready to announce our marriage.” “Aren't you presuming?” “Merely for the sake of argument, dear. ‘The marriage is purely hypotheti- cal. We announce our wedding eight months in advance so as to give our friends the opportunity they crave of mak- ing us a really liberal present. The wed- ding, of course, will be the grand coup, after which we may retire, independently wealthy, but why retire, when the Iu. |crative marriage business is only begun? “Why, indeed?” Yow, don’t be sareastic; I am rest. Follow in quick suc in sion the anniversaries of our marriage: the tin wedding, the nickel weddin the brass wedding, the bronze wedding, the silver wedding, ng, the diamond wedding, and even—(who knows that science that time will not be able to prolong ur lives to a hundred years of incor- porate bliss?)—even the radium wed- ding! Ah, my dear, see what a fair vista I open up to you. We give our friends hospitality, and they bring us wealth. We give our friends food, and they bring us precious stones and metals, Beloved, will you not become partner to. this promising though shoe-stringy enterprise, and share with me the divi- dends on a fifty-fifty basis? 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