Judge — June 16, 1923 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Salesman—Just look at that flower holder! “Nudding doig! Near-millennium Talk by Guy T. Evans “you told me the radio outfit you in- stalled in my house would bring in concerts from Chicago and Detroit, but a trial shown that its range is very much greater, as I have had no trouble at all in getting concerts from so far away as China and Siberia. It is evident, there- fore, that you have given me a better equipment than you intended and that I owe you some extra money. Please ad- vise me what the amount is and I will remit.” do not merely protest decrease in the passenger r railroad, but, with hundreds ainst any on your of other I god hay fever!” patrons, T hereby voluntee thing possible to have your rates m higher. The accommodations you pro- vide ar ely worth more money.” “Your telephone service is absolutely wonderful. [really cannot understand how your operators manage to be so prompt, accurate and courteous.” “Ever since you reduced my weight by removing my appendix I have been miserable with the eonviction that your fee was entirely inadequate. T must ease nscience, and am sending you here- a small additional fee of $500, which you not to refuse.” The furnace T bought from you not only kept my house so warm last winter that all the windows had to be left open, my & Jinx’s flivver turns turtle. but it used such a small quantity of coa that I shall not have to lay in a new supply for next year. Under the cireum stances, L must ask you to take out this furnace and put in a less unusual one T hate to have my neighbors envious.” “When you told me you would remove the nerves from my three teeth without pain T inwardly called you a simp of a prevaricator. I now acknowledge my error, and trust you will forgive me for misjudging you.” ou cheate suit for only $45. yourself in selling me my IT have had the cloth examined by an expert and he reports it is all wool, and not f-wool, as you stated. Enclosed is my check for $15 to cover the newly revealed value.” Instead of having to take twenty-four dozen bottles of your elixir to banish my rheumatism, as you said would be neces- sary, Iam glad to inform you that five dozen bottles did the trick in less than a year and a half.” The dividends from the gold mine and oil well stoc ten times ater than you What shall Ido with t “Hereafter, [wish you would leave milk at my house that milk. What you have been leaving is so thick with m that all the family are ill from using s you sold me are more than ranteed, ENCE only wife would be so > from your more “Thad no idea m great a bargain when [ selected hi the advertisements appearing in helpful marriage She is beautiful than her picture, plished than she claimed, and, the climax, she brought me an unexpected paper. more ace our hair tonic is indeed magical. It not only brought back all my hair, as you modestly promised, but caused the growth of hair that Thad never had before. I know by its color.” “When you had acquitted me of the ridiculous charge of stealing a I tried to tell you how much Lapprec your fairness. But I failed. T could not express my gratitude with mere words. T must square myself and can think of no better way than to have you all take dinner at my house. Come nv. We are going to have roast ery Naturalist’ Note HE white hen rose with a magnificent air of something accomplished, some- thing done, and lifted her voice in the usual pwan of motherhood triumphant. And, “Aha,” murmured the city visitor, “['m beginning to get on to this rustic stuff. Behold the blithe bird caroling its lay!” comicbooks.com