Judge — June 9, 1923 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Nor let the pessimist suppose The glamour of romance is dead— For every single maid he knows A thousand wed. Pl Barr—Your daughter is a motion _ picture fan, isn’t she? Carr—Yes; and she is not a fan you can close up. eer “Is that so! And do you want my opinion of you “Sorry—but I got any bait?” Story, Verse and Adventure (Continued from page 22) write it in English says to believe all of it. But that’s a large order. Dr. Ossendowski, a Polish scientist attached to the old Russian régime, was caught in the Bolshevik uprising in Siberia early in 1920, and endeavored to escape through Mongolia to Chins fled south in company with other “white” officers he had come across, and reached Tibet, only to be forced back by the hostile Tibetans. Ultimately he and one or two other survivors did work east into China and thence to the coast. The unbe- lievable part of the story, of course, is that any man unbacked by an organized ex- pedition could traverse this vast region, overcome frozen rivers and red soldiers and hostile natives and come out alive. Yet the author's account checks up geo- graphically, so far as we can tell. We have read many books of travel in central a, including Reginald Farrer’s ‘The Rainbow Bridge.” — Farrer, an English plant hunter, was for two years in the mountains just east of Ossendowski’s line of march. He had no trouble atall. But he had an equipped expedition, and he didn’t travel in winter. looking for rare flowers. s look- ing for a way out. Anyhow, if you like to read about the cruel, naked Mongolian mountains and the windswept plains and men reduced to savagery as they hunt each other, and strange beliefs in — subterranean Blocked here, he | gods stirring be- | neath the crust of ia, you might as well read this book and swallow | it whole. 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