Judge — June 2, 1923 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Earl ae he is to-day How Do You Look in a Bathing Suit? The good old swimming days are here. Oh boy! But it’s great to rip off the old shirt, into your suit and take the splash. But what a shock to some of the poor girls when they see their heroes come out with flat chests and skinny arms instead of the robust frames they ex- pected to see. You Can’t Fool Them Don't try to make excuses. You should have knobs on your arms like a baseball. A fine protector you would make, when you can’t even fight your own battles. What are you going to do? She is going to find you out. Look Your Best It's not too late. I can save you yet. It means hard work and plenty of it, but think of the results. In just 30 days I am going to add one full inch to your biceps. Yes, and two inches on your chest in the same length of time But that's onl: starter. I am going to broaden out houlders and put real pep ou will have a spring a flash to your eye, showing live man. Before summer is past you won't recognize your former self You will have a physique to be really proud of This is no idle talk, fellows. I don't promise these things. I guarantee them. Come on and make me prove it Send for My New 64-Page Book “MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT” tains forty-three full-page photographs of tr s. imploring me ow and you will mary d happiness, do not put it off. today-—right now. before you turn this page. EARLE E. LIEDERMAN Dept. 3006, 305 Broadway, New York City EARLE EF. LIEDERMAN Dept. 3006, 305 Broadway, New York City 10 cents, for which copy of your la Developm (Picase write of print plainly.) Name Street. Those Movie Revolvers ue revolver of the movies, long life to it! In five-reel thrillers, a weapon which kills or wounds at anything under a thousand yards. In comedy, a weapon which, fired point- blank, causes the person hit to jump humorously in the air and run a little faster than before on reaching the ground. In five-reel thrillers, revolvers either kill outright (villain) or wound (hero) in the fleshy part of the left arm, where “the girl” can bind it with a silk handkerchief. In comedy, no matter at what anatomical part a revolver is aimed, there is but one spot where the charge may land, but one locality which. the victim slaps in romentary . What? .. . at’s right, son; you guessed it first time. distress. . . and with + provide ilitary n oe Just are the bugles blowin’ for?” “It's daneir dancin’ call,” the color se “What makes you look so white, so white?” says Files-on-parade. “My pumps is tight, they pinch me toes,” the color sergeant said. “Oh, we've done with Danny Deever, you can hear the fox trot play; The kettle-drum an’ saxophone is lurin’ us away, Ho, the lads are shimmy-shakin’ an’ they'll want their Janes to-day, But they'll feel like Danny Deever in the | mornin’. se | A Novel of To-day T" magnificent specimen ef young | & manhood and the equally splendid ex- ample of young womanhood were about to become jeading characters in a modern novel. * sighed the girl “Here, I suppose, is where we have to beat it away again to some South Sea island in order that the |author may have an excuse jfor taking most of our |clothes off us. I'm so sick | of shipwrecks.” The magnifice nt specimen of young manhood patted her hand fondly. othing like that,” he laughed. “Fiction is through with such clumsy devices. | No South Sea island for us. After a few preliminary chapters, just to warm up, our author will arrange for us to take a bath together in a perfectly appointed bathroom. You won't even have to make a dress out of palm leaves.” And in no time at all, they were best- sellers, “shocking” everyone | delightfully. “Yes. 30 AS WE WERE SAYING by Arthur TH. Folwell Safety First T= careful mother was sending forth her brood to play. “Now, Herbert,” she admonished lx dest, “take Elsie and Warwick by the id and go with them straight across lots to the railroad track, Under no circumstances play in the street The trio started, tin pails and shovels mildly clanking. “And, Herbert calling after them, the 10.33 express and the 11.05. local and get the children off the track in plenty of time. Don't) wait for th: whistle to blow twic There’s a down- freight, too, at 11. 47. “LT won't forget, mamma,” said Herbert, aged . I set my dollar watel by the flagman’s." 7 “That's a dear. And go near the road where the automobiles and motor trucks are, not even for a minute. It’s too dangerous. Play on the railroad tracks where you'll be safe if you'll remember the time-table.” For as much as children must play somewhere, one’s mind is kept easier if they play where accident is least likely. utioned the mother, be sure to remember don’t, don’t, Far there is no constitutional amendment against saxophone says a writer on Broadway. Well, anc why not an Anti-Saxophone Leagu Then the amendment would be as good as passed. Of course, it might be difficult to enforce in States like New York and New Jersey; and it would be necess to plant policemen in every cabaret and dance hall; but justification would come in the form of a new generation growing up without taste for saxophones. ree I recently traversed all of Turkey, Dr. any man with more than one wife It looks as though the und did not f “My husband always remembers my birthdays.” When one has been doing a thing a long time he gets the habit.”