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With the help of his Father in heaven he committed no “important crimes,” and ultimately he Ame a popular orator, that who was bel ame governor of © ‘avy during the Spanish- a translator of “Virgil,” noted lawyer, t rare bird, a public man ed. If you do not recall of the } an War, somewl his features, look at his portrait in “America of Yesterday,” a volume of selections from his life-long diary, pub- lished by the Adantic Monthly’ ‘press, He had a fat, kindly face, with shrewd | Yankee eyes that twinkle even in a photograph—a fat, kindly face, face and without guile. and the of a good man, without humbug John D, Long was a also a Yankee, good man. As he was his journal is excellent reading. Little John’s father, loc Long, we fear exercised considerable supervision over both the ideas and the grammar of those early entries—until John went away to Hebron Academy. Then, sud- denly, grammar deserted him, and he he was. For May 9, 1849. “Hebron is a res little boy Wednesda ote: became the instance, ¢ this is all he w lonesome place Later: “I ha not wrote in my journal. I have been so sick with th: doe (his mumps I could not set up. her) ¢: ed the mumps of me. une 2 ndoc was quite sick last night and he and I and Derick sweat like everything. Derick did not sweat as much as Zadoc and I did.” Little John was a home-loving boy. and his quaint, childish diary somehow gives a picture in outline of the New England life of those far off days which is singularly vivid and charming. So too, are his entries after he became a student at Harvard College, and was pained at the lack of eloquence in Emer son, when he heard that worthy speak. and went'to a party where he “met some young ladies and gentlemen of the aristo« Not so sociable nor so easy of acquaintance as less noble sociaty. Long’s public service, as so often with men of his caliber, rendered more from a sense of duty to his country than from love of the office. He was both amused and saddened by the petty squabbles, the selfishness, the narrow- ness of politicians. When the Spanish War broke out, certain Congressmen from Pennsylvi tried to get him to order that only anthracite should be burned in the Navy! Penrose, he com- plains, could think only of petty appoint Surgeon—Before I begin, hesitation what sort of a stitch you prefer? Patient—For permanency, doc, I prefer cob- blers’ wax end; otherwise the single thread chain ments for henchmen, when the national welfare was at stake. Long’s assistant secretary was oung Theodore He admir and loved Roosevelt, but didn’t trust him. Once, when he took a day off, Roosevelt rushed about like a bull ina china closet giving impossible orders right and left which Long had to countermand on his return One gathers he was rather relieved when the Tempes- tuous Teddy resigned to organize the Rough Riders. Long's picture os his friend Mckinley is E and beautifully toler: His picture of the Army red tape is probably fair enough, but it isn’t tolerant! Long died in 1915. beloiiged to an era that he gone.: He was shrew nest, ‘ipright, cultured. and his motto was, ‘‘Culti- As OBLIGING stitch. 24 tell me without vate good cheer.” We recommend his journal to every American, I’ THERE Is a Hotel Algonquin in London we feel certain that Horac Wyndham goes there for lunch. “The Nineteen Hundreds” (Thomas Seltzer) purports to be a