Judge — May 12, 1923 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Bill and Ben on Censorship by Phil Newill, Stanford ‘24 SIR, Ben, the play business is just its infane: announced eare, draining ‘the last of h The boys were ying late a ‘int, it being the week Shakespeare's wife was in the country Ben Jonson winked his cup the usual shot. Shakespeare. “Bunk, Bill,” he exclaimed. is about worn out. Why, look hows they’re putting on at the Globe. your Hamlet, for instance —pure waiter to give turned to at the Then he “This play Ben, I. won't stand profession like that. "t so ood sn't it?” “Now, listen here, ‘ou’ knocking my it makes th y “Commercialism!” declared Jonson, now y excited. “It’s ruining the stage. new-fangled fad has no art, no tradi- it. Give me the good old interrupted, tice you write sell ’em, ah! In this commercial age a man’s got to stoop to all means for his bread.’ “You're right, at that,” said § ire, hoping to avoid trouble Well, I don’t. know,” Jonson to keep up the argument. “1 Boswell, who's continually around—insufferable pest he ~— A LB. Coun School of Practic The tortoise and the hair. "Art ‘24 he other day it was better to starve than ea hack playwright.” “If things Keep on I'll be able to do both soon. Look here, Jonson’”—Shakespeare had reached his favorite subject—“do you now what these Puritans want now “Well, what? anded Jonson, s¢ as in for it. A Board of Purif power to inspect a den ing sir! With and cut out the Drawn by CHantes Wotre, U. of Michigan Duck—What did that young couple say when you presented therh with the second set of triplets? Stork—They said that they could take a tle joke, now and then, as well as anyone, but that they thought I was carrying the kidding too far. ) “You Drawn by Frep Fisner, Keep away! parts they don’t like. It's an against British liberty! The to stop it!” “Now, now outrage king ought e, they’re after me!” the fair uggestiv liban on scene in And the completely, the children: “Ye: ‘The ‘Tempest? 4 ii want me to cut C because of bad influence That's not all—" “Come, come, Bill, nev fiers,” Jonson broke in got a shot in my pocket. Purifiers around?” “What, snuff?” breathed “Lead me to it! None of thi tion laws going to stop want m Quick, I see an Puri- I've of the mind the sst, Bill! fee any kespe puri a e whe nuff, agen Wow! That's poison,” sputtered Shakes- peare. “At that, better than the kind Bacon makes at home Poor was having a hard time until Purific nd look at him now! Rolling “I was the guy who helped him when he down and out, sighed re, getting up to lez as he coming. “I don’t know what would have done if I hadn’t taken the time to write him out a few ess by W. HL. Jacques, U. LGERNON and fair Narcissus Both adept at love and kisses, Sitting each across the aisle Hesitate to speak or smile. . of Virginia Fair Narcissus and Algernon Thinking as the train rolls on, Which shall brave society And speak without propriety. “Dinner's served,” the waiter crie Quite audibly ‘poor And Algie, steeped in knowing guile, Arising, moves across the aisle. bite?” nds all right, groaned fair Nar- “How about a little Algie thinks that ’re just too late, cissu “My husband's coming; Reed To My Partner John C. Hilton, Williams *. will you I'm a Missus. learn to play good When will you cease to slump, it? Don’t hold your ace till the Judgment Day, briel then will trumpet. | Highest References. Hair Stays - Combed Glossy “Hair-Groom” Keeps Hair Combed—Well-Groomed Millions Use It—Fine for Hairl —Not Sticky, Greasy or Smelly A few cents buys jar of “Hair-Groom” at any drugstore, which makes even | stubborn, unruly or shampooed hair s combed all day in any style you like. “Hair-Groom” is a dignified combing cream which gives that natural gloss Jand well-groomed effect. to your hair that final touch to good dress both | business and on soc | Greasel does not show on the absorbed by the scalp, room” hair because it is therefore your and so can possibly tell use natural that no one you used i ANY NEGATIVE a ENLARGED To 8x10 FOR ‘lms develope: 3 and 4e.eacl better for alittle tess 617 9th St, 35c (RGED M.A. LEESE CO. V.Washington,D.C. WRITE for illustrated guide book ATENTS. and “RECORD OF INVENTION BLANK." Send model or sketch and description of invention for our free opinion of its patentable nature, Prompt Service. Reasonable Term: VICTOR J, EVANS & CO.. 813 Ninth, Washington, Sell TIRES DIRECT FROM FACTORY nerin each locality ‘Armour Cords tyourown tir ra from frien Xperience needed. or ° “No Capital or nd collect y Most Liberal Tire Guarantee Ever Wi . aeainat Acc d Separation, Blise ti tting for