Judge, 1923-05-12 · page 14 of 36
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Drawn by HERMAN Barket, Concordia College Leaves from a Co-ed’s Date Book by Jack Kane, Grinnell * Sam—Six feet, good looking it. Always asks if he can smoke, then blows it in my eyes. Never been to a dance with him but he’s all right in an automo- bile. Has black curly hair which he pre- tends to dislike, but is secretly very proud of. Never know when he’s going to call me up. Louis—Must be going into the min Been with him twice and he was fifteen minutes early both times. Don’t have to think up things to say for he’s content just to be with me. at his au- tographed copy of shocking experiences in Gre Doesn’t spend much mone how. Henry—Alias “Brick.” Lives with. his aunt, who doesn’t know that he hold more corn licker than any . Very short, very fat and very good dresser. Spent $20 for a taxi one night. Lights matches off his seal ring and can wiggle his ears. Has an awful line, and can reel off funny verses by . Once got something into the hu is column of a Chicago paper, and wor ping out show- ing it to people. Never knows when the party’s over. Howard—Thinks a woman should be on an equal footing with a man. Lets you pay for your share of the food and enter- tainment! Harry Leon—Got 4 and is quite a mess. Always nice—too ni Can't recognize my voice over the 'phone, and never knows Where or when or wh I want to eat. Lets me drive his car, but I have to buy the Bill—Athletic. f-miler but not ecnceited about it. Think he shaves hi eyebrows—imagine! Rotten dancer b awful pile of money, “Love is blind.” Iped start that game of poker. ve got to en in him. red— Breaks dates on the theory that I I be that much more crazy about him Drawn by Harop Rorke, Stanford Hunch by Art Braco, Stanford “Position is everything in life.” Jerry—Met him at the lakes 1 Traveling now for grocery calls me up when he dresser. 1 roulette kisses you th s with you nd never tr he’s married be se he talks so much about the kind girl he’s going to get some Ford coupé, and does all his ki Jim—Called me up last Kk “This is the Prince of Wales spc what going to do to-night must have picked that up at a music nse of humor : me do all the summer Charley—Good dancer. Slic Kisses me when he sees me, then lets kiss him during the rest of the evening Knows awful lot about women, and mor about their clothes than any saw. Lies terribly t er gets caught Can supply liquor in any quantit tends fondness for Bernard really is. cr about Snub Harold Lloyd. Good dancer. Pe . A Lover's Plaint by Edward Dwyer, Lafayette *26 WAY! Away! You're all the same, fluttering, smiling, jilting throng! Oh, by my soul, I burn with shame, To think I’ve been your slave so long! *Phone Still panting o'er a crowd to reign, More joy it gives to woman's breast, To make ten frigid coxcombs vain Than one true lover manly blest! Away, away, your smile’s a curse Oh, blot me from the race of men, Kind, pitying heaven, by death or worse, Before I love such’ things again. comicbooks.com