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# "Three and the Girl" by Ned Miller This page contains the opening of a short story rather than political satire. The narrative concerns George, Charlie, and an unnamed visiting lady from Washington. The plot hinges on a romantic competition: George and Charlie both court the woman's attention through increasingly elaborate outings—motor cars, amusement parks, and an Independence Day dance. The illustration by Gilbert Wilkinson depicts a rocky landscape with evergreen trees, likely representing an outdoor excursion venue. The story's humor derives from the escalating romantic gestures and the woman's apparent indifference to both suitors' efforts. This appears to be entertainment content rather than political commentary, focusing on romantic comedy tropes typical of Judge magazine's fiction offerings.
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