Judge — April 21, 1923 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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If th’ workmen were o lay a brick or raise a girder without ke seein’ it done it would spoil his -’—Birmingham Age-Herald. ae “T can't what her parents are thinking of to let her dress the way she does.” No,” *ke’s mal where the. see you ever been the parent of a -old daughter?” “Then you have no idea of the diffi- culties. encountered in endeavoring to get a sixteen-year-old daughter to con- form to your forty-year-old_ opinions.— Detroit Free Press. | Joan—Quick, mother, lend me your powder puff. Here comes the little boy I met at the party last week.— Pearson's Weekly (London). 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