Judge — April 7, 1923 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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St. Clair St. o This 73 year old diamond eS has thousands unpaid Joana and other bargains must sell NOW. |) Why ay, Full en | ourself | the hot As Winuiam JAMEs once remarked, I a cup of hot coffee at’ the right moment can alter a man’s whole | philosophy of life, an ulcerated tooth can change his attitude toward literature. We hope you will take our word for this, and not achieve an ulcerated tooth merely for experimental purposes. We have just had one. When we say that it is painful, we are reducing to pithy and printable form certain. remarks which he mingled with soft 1 to make the atmosphere of our home some- what thick for a week. As the editor er, insists on getting out his magazine quite regardless of our teeth, we have been obliged to read new books just as if we were as amiable as a New York dramatic critic toward the Akins. But we discovered that our taste for poetry, for sociology, for philosophy, and for serious fiction, had totally left us. In fact, we found agreeing that serious fiction time of mediocre minds. Grant Allen who said that? And was it drama, not fiction, he referred t¢ matter. With a hot water bottle snug- jgled to our aching jowl, we were in no | mood for Sherwood Anderson. — Sinclair | Le ffected us like n in the other jowl We were even prepared to along with the ladies who say there's unhappiness enough in life, without reading about it. There was too much unhappiness for us, thank you. So w« opened a package of books from Little, Brown & Co. Little, Brown & Co. in Boston, if we are not mistaken, in a Beacon Hill mansion once sacred to the ancestors of Henry vot Lodge, or at least’ adjacent the They publish some serious books, of course. But we have learned to expect almost always among their offerings something in the nature of a toothache plaster. We were not disappointed this time. In fact, we found two plasters. They were just what we needed, and got us through an afternoon and evening—with the aid of er bottle. gases is the p: publish books HE First is called “The Wagon Wheel,” and the author is William Patterson White. The very ripleture on: on Have You Begun to Feel the Conditions that Come After40? A remarkable Discovery has already restored to health thousands of men suffering from the distressing ailments common to me y word of facts given 0 YOU suffer with sciatica, pains in back, lees nd feet, or frequent nightly risines, painful micturati nd physical depression? Doctors and e long recognized that many other painful condi- past m.ddle age (many much younger), wa sturbed condition of a little gland called the prost And now a cel ertain Scientist has discovered a won- used with phenomer nal succe: in restoring this little gland to he Statesmen, Bankers, 1: walk of life are reported whet surgical operation has seemed the only recourse What This Discovery Can Mean To You An authoritative medical treatise sa; of all sta certain middle age suffer with men in Many . Doctors, thod. at Alsord of this | a- | ntioning ailment CURE FOR THE TOOTHACHE by Walter Prichard Eaton the jacket captivated us. It show: young and beautiful maiden bound big wheel, with bleeding whip across her bare and alabaster back. | deeds afoot here, gentlemen! And the country Russia? Not so. Look the fair one’s boots. She is plain! cowgirl, This is a tale of the West the Great Open Spaces where men men. You bet they are! And of Old West. too, before H. Harrima James J. Hill, Henry Ford, Julius Ros: ld, and Brother Volstead got in th effete work. We may have to tone do our statement later, but at present are prepared to say that never, betwer two cove! ave we seen a heroine 1 brutally abused, have we people shot at so often, hit in so man places, and injured so little, and especia never have we seen a hero so math matically certain to come — crawling through the bushes, or bob up over t] window ledge, or to wall prosaically in through the door, at exact! the right moment—never too late, and you may feel assured never a second tov carly. We admired the way this hero could pull a bowie knife out of the back of his vest and imbed it in the forearm of the man who was about to shoot him, It always surprised the other fellow, but after a time it didn’t surprise us. What surprised us was the way the other fellow, after he had been stabbed with the bowie knife, or beaten in the brain with the butt of a shotgun, and appar- ently finished off for good, was healing for more hellish deeds a few pages later A tough lot, these old Westerners. Even the hero, dragged by his horses down a stony bank at breakneck speed, promptly sat up and made love to the heroine. “That's all right,” we “but we'd like to see him do it with an ulcerated tooth.” seen so ma sometimes said, nts brought us back to earth, so we refilled the hot water bottk non “The Tyranny of Power,” by Thomas Curtin. Mr. Curtin has evidently been in the West Virginia cou! fields, and doesn’t’ think much the feudal system of company mine guards absentee landlordism, and such like. 1 ane The young modernist discovers to h | horror that portrait has bee