Judge — March 24, 1923 — page 35: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

n by JACK Coserire “A dark movement on foot.” SS Drown by Don Cante GiLierte “Why did you give up trying to grow a mustache?” “Didn’t have the time for it.” “You mean the time to cultivate it?” _ “No, the time to answer all the fool- ish questions people asked about it.” Father (to daughter)—Land sakes, daughter, don’t that young man know how to Say good-night? Look what time it is. Daughter—Oh, daddy, I say he does! Beginner’s Luck Jinee less set aside this page for work of the budding tist help amateur in’ this ouragement the work promise of real ability Remember that a bright, original idea is all-important, then draw clearly with india ink on white Addre contributions to p, G27 West 43d way, to gi whose gives paper. Amateur Page, New York City. Drawn by Evsmexe Hows He—On what grounds father object to me? She—From what I heard him say, I think he objects to you on any grounds within three blocks of the house! does your Drawn by J. RovNey Guano. Mother—Now, Bobby, if you will put this cake under your pillow, what- ever you dream will come true. Bobby—Gee! Why can’t I eat the cake and put the pillow over my stomach. Drawn by JACK Coscrirr “What happened to your face, Jim!” “Just stuck my head through the front window—that’s all” “How'd that happen?” “My wife washed the windows yes- terday, and I thought they were open.” Dicon by Roweet J. SMitn “Good heavens, I must get something to reduce ny weight!” “I want a record that gives instructions for re- ducing weight.” “Such criminal nerve! Why, the idea! A man’s voice.” comicbooks.com