Judge — March 17, 1923 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Friendly Criticism by William Sanford frame criticism is very easy to give, but always be sure of your man before going very far. There are three different ways in which your friendly hg? ism will be received—according to he type of man. There is: oa type of man who will accept friendly criticism and simply act hurt, hang his head and wear a de- jected air. He is the meat for the friendly critic. He will be most thoroughly and completely walked over. The second type of man, when you deliver your friendly criticism, will give you back just as good as you send, and perhaps a little better. He isn’t much fun to the friendly critic, because what he says back may nip a little. The third type of man doesn’t say a thing when the friendly critic begins. His face simply takes on a slight tinge of pale white, and a glint comes into his eye. When the friendly critic wakes up he is in the hospital. As I said in the beginning, friendly criticism is very easy to give but always be sure of your man before going v far. Many of the hospitals have in- creased their rates tat Mister G. Getter by Cyril B. Egan P TLIAR Spectres of the Genus Man, Masterful Masculine Pollyann, All-day Smiler, Inveterate Sweater, Is the Glib and Glad Go Getter. atic Devoté of Mammon, Jazz Apostle of Bunk and Gammon,— With Mottoes and Slogans all unfurled, He Billy Sundays the Business World. With Syncopate Speech, with Fist on Palm, Chant of a Come On Fellahs Psalm,— He Edifies the Employee, Convinces him of Efficiency. Yet forever this glib Go Getter, All- Smiler, Inveterate Sweater, May fret at us, and rasp his throat— He'll but contrive to get our Goat! His favorite screen star. “The fellow in Number Seven snores peculiarly.” “Oh, he’s not snoring. He’s Coué-ing.” Ceara An American motorist has reached the age of one hundred. Motori: s. Few pedestrians can hope to attain to even half that age. The Cherubs, Egg View News Notes by Leslie Van Every Tr Old Cobbler says: “The only disgustin’ thing about flatterin’ some people is that they agree with you.” ** * Zack Leaner is complaining because a bootlegger don’t have to pay any income tax and charges so pesky much for his stuff that it is almost impossible for his customers to save enough money to pay their’n. + +e * Chet Lumley needed to get his spring suit only partly on this morning before he reckoned that when it comes to being an expensive eater a chorus girl has nothing ona moth, tas “Cut out these matinée gags about a lot of sinks at home being full of soiled dishes.” “Huh?” “There’s no use offending our best trade. vr Longface—I dread these long cold winters. Fatone—I make ’em short. “How so?” “Put a three months note in the bank on December 1.”