Judge — March 3, 1923 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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he S' \ATOR SMoort's son recently married | n ithout the knowledge of his parents. In the days of the Senator's own youth, low might 1 rry | out in Utah, a young f two or three times before bothering to | inform the old folks, The Mormons are becoming horribly like everybody else. wae [' vsep to be something of a stunt to urry Water on both shoulders, but your modern legislator tries a trick which is harder than that. He endeavors to carry water on one shoulder and “beer and light wines” on the othe: Cre Illinois farmer is building a “hotel,” \ will accommodate 500° In the event of his abandoning the pork business, the farmer can take summer i sin it. erry No spotlight that was ever invented can illumine Stanislarsky of Moscow. But so long as it follows his face around | the stage, no actor will ery, “Woe is me.” tt \ sprightly husband, in order to vex| his better half, “took a sledge hammer” made kindling of their bungalow. On most of the bungalows built lately, a tack hammer would have turned the trick. was There is a certain tenacity associated with the name, Anderson. Mr. Anderson held on to the books of the Anti-Saloon gue much as Major Anderson held on to Fort Sumter. ttt Unele Sam's official réle ii that of “benevolent specta too like that of “innocent bystander pleasing. Surope sounds \ Philadelphia couple, seventy-two. arried, vow fervently that they have never had a quarrel. Think of together all that time and never knowing the cestatic bliss of “making up” after a serap! ott If, in this broad land, there stil are Is where the dunce cap is worn, we suggest that an added sting be given it by the lettering of “Best Mind” in black characters where it spans the oe | head. et Mr. Hearst, in the long ago, used to refer to Mr. Hughes as “an animated feather duster.” It is doubtful if he would use the word animated in’ de-| seribing him to-day. | ttt ey taken in’ sudden bulletin They should be careful how they print the names of these boats. It is so easy to get a false impression of the facts. Rey ound her er frock over her quickest | to get his harness on. | | | rn woman pulls an elas was Formerly, the fire horse Per Secretary Hughes can’t visit Quito, a | Washington dispatch is headlined. There | is more quit than quito in American | Jiplomacy just now. hours. . | auton needed. Write at once for detaile. Why they On the ground floor of the tele- phone building a man worked at the test board. It was night; flood had come upon the city ; death and disaster threatened the inhabitants. Outside the telephone building people had long since sought refuge ; the water mounted higher and higher; fire broke out in nearby buildings. But still the man at the test board stuck to his post; keeping up the lines of communica- tion; forgetful of self; thinking only of the needs of the emergency. On a higher floor of the same building a corps of telephone opera- tors worked all through the night, knowing that buildings around them were being washed from their founda- tions, that fire drew near, that there might be no escape. It was the spirit of service that kept them at their work—a spirit be- yond thought of advancement or re- AMERICAN TELEPH Men and Women Hoosewives all over the country want Stuart's =the original~non-al~oboll nl colors a tabes, toilet artisien and | specialties. The only way the {Ptirougb our agents, who ensily $5to$8a Day C.F, BACK, Mich, saya he sold $62 lay ‘You ean do C. H. STUART & CO. 650 Union St. Newark, New York stick ward—the spirit that animates men and women everywhere who know that others depend upon them. By the nature of telephone service this is the every-day spirit of the Bell System. The world hears of it only in times of emergency and disaster, but it is present all the time behind the scenes. It has its most picturesque expression in those who serve at the switchboard, but it animates every man and woman in the service. Some work in quiet laboratories or at desks; others out on the “highways of speech."” Some grapple with prob- lems of management or science; some with maintenance of lines and equip- ment; others with office details. But all know, better than any one else, how the safe and orderly life of the people depends on the System—and all know that the System depends on them. * BELL System” ONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy, One System, Universal Service, and all directed toward Better Service “DON'T SHOUT’ “I can hear you with the MORLEY PHONE.” It is invisible, weightless, comfortable, inexpensive. No metal, wires nor rubber. Can used by anyone, young or old, The Morley Phone for the DEAF is to the ears what glasses are to the eves. Write for Free Bookiet con- taining tesimonils of users all over the country. describes causes cf deafnees,tefshow snd wis the MORLEY | PHONE telicl. Over 100,000 sold. | The Morley Company, 25 $. 15th St.. Dept. 774, Philadelphia 1 q | |