Judge — March 3, 1923 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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The Professor—In this vast, limitless expanse of nature, my friend, man is so infinitesimal that it makes me feel like a little grub. Guide—Wal, le’s go down to camp an’ git some, then. Ilints to Housewives by Orson Lowell [oem makes a delightful summer drink. To keep wall paper from fading, hang pictures close against it. Moths will not molest rugs over which nitric acid has been generously sprinkled. Claret stains on table linen are hardly perceptible if the whole piece is dyed the same color. Mosquitoes will not annoy a baby who has been rubbed thoroughly with kerosene and onions. The women’s shops are showing low rubber overshoes for use in wet and slippery weather. If, on returning from a canter, the riding boots are covered with mud and stains ay be removed with a bootjack. will again this season be very generally carried by both sexes, ¢s- pecially in rainy or threatening weather. If garden tools are cleaned thoroughly after using and stood in a tub of olive oil they will not rust. Use the Italian oil. With the advent of cold weather, pumps and the sheerest of silk hose will replace the heavy shoes and wool sport socks worn during the summer. The sick room—The patient will find the odor of carbolic much less annoying if asafetida has been scattered freely about the room, With “Die Meistersinger” and other long drawn out German operas again in vogue, “opera-length” silk hose will this season mect the garters more than half way. In fancy dress parties the Camphor Ball is really the newest thing and will rage particularly in the snappy autumn when all the furs and fur-lined coats and wraps and evening suits are going strong. Gas masks are worn by all the guests. Picnic Eggs—These will be found very appetizing; boil perfectly fresh eggs in sufficient water to cover them, for ten minutes. Remove shells and serve with pepper and salt. Watermelon Jelly—Dash boiling water over the fruit and remove the rind. Let simmer for fifteen minutes, when the seeds can be taken out, then stew and place in bag to drip, as with other jellies. Our Correspondents Mrs. C. H. J., racuse—The dark hue of your gooseberry jelly is due to your put- ting all the sugar in at once, in the beginning. When the juice is coming toa boil put in one- half, later three- quarters and just before taking off ix-fifteenths; this will give the de- sired golden shade. Emma,‘Perth Amboy—Yes, pound for pound makes the quince preserve richer than is really nec- essary. Since the sugar con- ation many have lessened the quan- one-half pound for one-half pound good proportion. Kate Van D. IL. Chi the pears are stewing, keep the jars t filled on the stove in enough boiling w to cover them until you can easily broom straw into them and you will no further trouble. ery The Reason by 1. M. Dana I sING the eyes of Bess and May, The eves of Nell so brown; Like meteor stars they seem to melt The hearts of lads in town. Like marigolds the eyes of some, And others dark as ni And some are like the deep, deep With mystery alight. Why do T sing their eves —T know Not love nor love's ambitios For reasons you've not far to Tam the town’s optician! ttt Howard—We ll be late for the show Where’ Jay chuyler’s wife? Getting on her hat and his nerves Drawn by W. HEATH Rosinson, THE ASCENT OF MOUNT EVEREST Unsportsmanlike conduct of competitor in the race for the peak. 18