Judge — February 24, 1923 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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1,000 bher pas ANIA’S new executive has a sign, “The Governor, Walk Right Pinchot In.” on his office door, Mr. will find—although he shake hands with some of the people all the time, and ill of the people some of the time—that no governor can shake hands with ail of the people all the time, and do anything i se [retest slang parley favored, says the New York Evening Sun, the idea being that it would help nations to understand one another. But — while America’s foreign policy is to pussyfoot, it will be best not to mention such slang “We'll tell the world.” As a matter of fact, we don’t. ast Independence erty and civilizatic re hard to . f Coolidge. Which accounts for many current efforts, constitutional amendments and what not, to lighten America’s burden. er Some of the dollar-a-year men who served Uncle Sam in the war appear to owe him about 75 cents change. ry Custom forbids the King’s sons to work for a living.— Custom used to talk that way at Pots- dam, Peery Theban girl, buried 2,150 B. C., found in tomb vandals robbed, a New York paper announces on its first page. Here at last is a robbery they can’t blame Enright for. Averaging the apportionment of their time, Dartmouth students set down twenty minutes daily for card playing. \ lot of father’s money can be lost. in twenty minutes, make no mistake about that. ts ant failure to enfore ood name of Penn “T regard the fla a blot o vernor Pinchot, The good name of Pennsylvania has had so many blots under the Quay and Penrose régimes that it's hard to believ there can be room for another, She’ll be somebody's mother some day. The Rabbit—I don’t see any stars! The Bear—Keep on looking, you'll get them all of a sudden Rey tronomers in session assembled have decided that “if a light ray were* to le the earth at the present moment at 186,000 miles a second, it would have to travel 200,000 years before it) would reach the boundary of our stellar sys tem.” Senator Lodge is no astronomer but he computes the distance between Europe and the United States in light y HE Se Rd Another case is noted where faithful servant” received $5,000 by the terms of awill, It's about time for the reverse of this proposition. “Rich Servant, Dying, 000 to Faithful Mistress.” Find Senseless Man.—A news headline, Such a find may justify special notice now, but not around election time. Then you can find thousands of them, te In the ral courts, 58,562 liquor cases are clogging the calendars. Appar- ently, what the Federal courts need is a chaser. rr In politics as well as in cooking, “what to do with the left-overs” is a constant problem. The Cus Maker S. Adkins Sexonira BELLA rolled the panatella ‘ Down in far Key West. She was not a faker, as a cigar maker Always did her best. by Wm. Many optics tender used to watch her nder And delightful shape. Senorita Bella, like a panatella, Made the idlers gape. Senorita Bella met a likely fella, Married and grew stout. tropics Often go that route. . No shape panatella has Senora Bella. Still, she jests and quips As with laughter shaking she keeps busy making Fat cigars with hips. toe Clara—How long had J: before he asked for a kiss? Bella—He introduced the subject the first time our eyes met. 31 ck known you | Painful are such topics, but girls of the | fe Bthubert's Serenade ibe es Double Dic Full Size10inch Records Here are the songs that never remember as long as cane bal jould be in. Just the music that steht fui ize double face r 0 s—qual- ity guaranteed equal to: ‘highes t pri drecords—All Tor only $2/98.""Can be played on any phonograph, Send No Money. fp: (:ciegent irene" Don't nend a penny now, Errival "Money back at on rore than plesved. Weite po National Music Lovers, Inc., Dept. 42, 354 Fourth Av. NewYork SITS Large shirt manufacturer wants agents A to sell complete line of shirts, pajamas, and nightshirts direct to wearer, Ad £20 Lf, DAY No experience or capital re- Guired. Entirely new proposition. Write for free samples. Madison Shirt Co., 603 Broadwey, MLY.C. J.B. SIMPSON, Inc. Dept. S10 831 W. Adams St., Chicago Write the Words for a Song We compose music. Our Chief of Staff wrote many big song hits, Submit your song poem to us at once. New York Melody Corporation, 462 Fitzgerald Building, New York 7223 CAGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST— for Morton nping of toes and spre cing Of foot. ACFIELD’S METAPAD restores the Fr. SUPPORTING AND BINDING | C. R. ACFIELD, Dept. L.L., 1328 en N.Y. C.