Judge — February 17, 1923 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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As We Were Saying Life is not the simple thing it was. Our fathers, for example, could safely tell a girl with a white nose that she had been frostbitten and win her grati- tude by rubbing it briskly with snow. Now there's no knowing it from a too liberal application of the daily and nightly powder puff. ae ome of M. Coué’s most sensational successes have been in the treatment and cure of stammering and stutter- ing. Coné should go straight to Wash- ington, to the State Department, and exert his powers upon the administra- tion’s foreign policy. by Arthur IH. Folwell Nature Studies by W. E. Hill \ SPOKESMAN for medical science says LY that practically fifteen years h: been added to the span of normal lif but states further that insanity has in- creased 200) per cent. Fifteen more years in which to be crazy seems to be the It speaks well he intelligent electorate, advantage ga the future of ‘n with autosuggestion he UTOSUGGESTION, we warn, should not he confounded with suggestion of an auto. ‘This has the reverse effect upon the patient, sometimes causing him to refuse to walk at all. Whole households have been thus afflicted, as many a paterfamilias can testify. Up in a Connecticut town, the local Ku Klux gave $50 to a church organ fund. A Ku Klux hood surmounting each organ pipe would be a graceful acknowledgment of the gift. t, where the rum- . the Atlantic might as dt one-way ocean, sae . runners con, he describe “(cr out veils, keep your ear- rings from ‘dangling E. L. RICE decimal equivalents, algebraic solutions tions. chart on ihe wall from which gene ities. Mathematical Chart Revolutionizes Mathematics his peace of mind Solves more problems than is possible on sliderule, does it in a fraction of the time This chart multiplies and divides, gives you all interest calculations, roots and powers of numbers, trigonometric solutions, conversions and other solu- The hardest problems are solved after short study of ex planations that accompany the chart rapid calculation, surpasses any previous method of culation so that no office is complete without a lar 1 calculations made at a glance. Indorsed by best mathematical author- Charts With Instructions inch on book paper 50 cents, on ledger paper don. $1.00. 34 inch $10.00, 40 inch $25.00, 6 foot $50.00, 8 foot $100.00. Charts same size on celluloid coated aluminum three times above prices. E.L. RICE, Machinists Bldg., Wash., D. C. and hide your hand- bag.”"—that is the advice of one of their sex to women who would goon the Democratic stump. It is just as well for that the author of Jeffersonian simplic- ity died before women got the vote. rer I rn. Frank Goeurinc — of Pittsburgh urges man “to make a monkey of himself, get down on all fours and prance about,” if he wishes to live long. Uncle Joe Cannon and | Uncle Chauncey Depew may have something to say in the negative. Invala By radiophone the human voice is now carried from New York to Lon- The ultimate | triumph will come when a London soap-box orator can address an open-air meeting in Madison = Square. Down in West Virginia, a drink of moonshine restored the speech of a man who had been speechless a year Fair enough, considering the number of men whom moonshine had knocked speechless. a TISTS are everlast indebted S to the writers of newspaper headlines for their reputations as men of discern- ment. As an instance, an ancient Mexi 1 pyramid was discovered in a . and this was the headwriter’s li entists believe landmark buried. by volcano many years ago.” a8 \ ['; STILLMAN, who is asking $120,000 alimony, makes the plea that. she require 000 annually for traveling expenses. May it please the court. to ant a million times the amount so that the whole Stillman case may travel as far as Betelguse and stay there. tate [f the actors of other nations take ¢ hint from the Russian invasion of New York, a stranger around ‘Times Square some s hence may inquire of a traflic cop: “Can you direct me to a theater where English is spoken?” ee it by a Paris honse last week hi from a bandanna,—Fashio A bathing suit had the skirt fash Skirts this year will extend from the waist to the hips. yyy Venice officially possesses 60,000 cats, harbored 1 35,000 families. —One te When a Venetian puts his eat out for the night, he charters a gondola for it. for some weeks on t The Princess has b garments.—The news All pictures of the Princess Mary wil be deleted fre Pennsylvania movies until further notice. ttt “There is not one bad egg in a thou- writes an authority on markets 9s not among eggs; but among humans the percentage of bad eggs is much greater. 4 A professor person breaks into the news by proving that Garden of Eden was located in Ohio, would make Adam Ohio’s first “favorite son.” wWOwmwowore on