Judge — February 10, 1923 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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noys 10. hean enry n to ea me. en,” von tinst ased HE best chance for a prohibition agent to make a hit with headquarters is during a performance of the opera, “Faust.” Let him conceal himself in the scenery until Mephisto says: “Bah, what filthy wine! I'll sce if I cannot get you some better. Ho, Bacchus!’ Then, as Mephisto taps the image of Bacchus over the inn door, let the prohibition agent do his duty fearlessly. William Jennings Bryan says that as a political issue prohibition is dead, Dar- | winism now being “the acute question.” With William, it is a drop from grapes to rd As we understand the conservative | viewpoint, every native-born American has a right to aspire to the presidency— except Henry Ford. Pred g | London has a church which ministers to deaf mutes exclusively. At last a sanc- tuary where nobody hears the ushers’ squeaky shoes. ery A new type of radio receiving set operates entirely by dry cells.—W ireless dope. Another moral victory for Mr. Vol- stead. ery Mr. Daugherty, despite his whitewash, continues to be the Fatty Arbuckle of the Republican party. ere T present coal scarcity, real or ficti- tious, serves a great purpose. It puts | the American people in the frame of mind | where they are glad to pay an exorbitant | price for inferior stuff; even think them- selves lucky to have t ince. This is the ideal docility. ext year, if offered really good coal at an exorbitant price, the | American people will say, “How cheap!” ttt Among the non-essential telephone | calls is that by which Central rings you out of bed to inquire: “What number did you want?” eeey A public benefactor has invented a hat- pin with two heads. Two heads are better than one, as all who have ever been jabbed will instantly concede. se Radio Rivalry by Thomas J. Murray 3 E HOLDs himself aloof, a Pharisce, And looks with ‘pitying scorn upon his friend; A space divides them like the widening And so it shall be to the bitter end. We do not marvel at this show of caste, Where one seems listed on the réle of tubes, Back in the march of progress, almost jast— He has a crystal set, the other tubes. | to any address for only “Let the BABY NEST take care of Baby” This $5.00 Baby Nest com- plete with famous $ 69 ten” Spring, will be mailed VERY mother and father and grandparent has longed — for something that would “stop” the baby’s crying,” and relieve mother from “all that work and worry.” A few of us dads got busy and in- vented the BABY NEST to relieve tired mothers and develop baby’s muscles at the age when exercise is most needed. The Baby Nest is a round heavy cloth basket mounted on a steel hoop and has holes in it for the baby’s legs The basket is detachable and sanita and large enough so that a pillow can be placed behind the baby. Four heavy web straps suspended from a huge, sensitive spring support the basket from ceiling of room or from between doors, ete. The slightest’ squirming of baby causes the spring to vibrate and rocks the Nest up and down. Baby does all the work. Mother need not worry about accidents or hours of eryin Baby exercises while being amused. The whole family enjoys it. This $5.00 Baby Nest complete with famous “Patten” spring will be mailed to any address for $3.69 as AN INTRODUCTORY OFFER. Order today and let us solve one of your greatest household problems. THE BABY NEST COMPANY DAYTON, OHIO DEAF? HEADNOISES? Pape Means and Methods give general relief and regenerate healthy hearing when all else fails Send stamp for Symp lank. ‘The EVOLUTION PHONE CO., Inc. New York City |. B. GIMPSOS, Ine, Dept, 510 631 W. Adams BL, Chicago 48-PM Greenwich Avenue ‘INVENTORS ft, guid ‘HOW TOGET YOUR PATEN ‘sire to secure hould write radair mow toGEASCCAS T'S, Write the Words for a Song ntable RANDOLPH & éo. 789 IMPORTERS SACRIFICE RELIABLE SALES co. you're not" We compose music. Our Chief of Staff wrote many Dig if You Ca n Tel it from a GENUINE DIAMOND Send it back i for ‘Pleased return MEXICAN DIAMOND IMPORTING CO.. Dept L. LasCruces, N. Mex. (Exclusive controllers Mexican Diamonds) comichooks.com)