Judge — February 3, 1923 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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is of er- Lit- ya red ec: it's the the dle ere 100 the the tye Ily ile, ur- ot to n’s est to absorb the Owls. Fair enough and per- fectly logical. Owls, like the Ku Klux, do most of their dirty work under cover of darkness. se The agent picked up a glass on Hoyt's table and tasted his drink. —Prokibition news fragment. “Sweet land of liberty, of thee I sin eee »wadays, the Good Samaritan would be more wary. He would suspect. the man by the wayside of being a Prohibi- tion agent who would jump up and arrest him the instant the Good Samari- tan offered him a reviving drink. ate The use of cigarettes by women is taken as a matter of course, but the big day will come when a bride on her wedding tour softly to her husband, “You wouldn't mind if I went into the Smoker for a little while, would you, « Te complaint is made that country nurches are being “ruined finan- cially” by the radio broadcasting of sermons and music from the big churches of New York city. The country folks decline to go to church now that church has come to them. It isn’t, as one might say, the first cost of religion that influ- ences them; it’s the difference in upkeep. The radio passes no plate. But, to look ahead, the radio cannot be counted on to preach anybody's funeral sermon. 2. Adam, like Secretary Fall, probably an- nounced on leaving’ the Garden that “pressure of private business” made his retirement necessary. Saloniki has become a city of tired soldiers.—A letter Srom the Near Perhaps something new in musical comedy may grow out of this; a per- formance designed for “tired soldiers” instead of business men. The Accessory Fiend (Continued from page 22) comes too hot. This is useful in winter as well as in summer as it can be used to determine when the radiator should be | uncovered. A form of ra cither operated automatic or from the dash, to be used in winter to enable the engine to warm up quickly and to retain its heat when it is at rest. A few cars are provided with such radiator shutters by the manufacturer. A bumper at the front and one at the rear. These two bumpers will serve not only to protect your own car but to save you from serious d owner of another car with which you may be in collision. A windshield wiper to keep the wind- | shield clear of rain or snow. This may be of the less expensive, hand-operated type or of the type operated from the battery. One rear view mirror mounted over the windshield or one mounted on each running board. These mirrors not only indicate if the way is clear for a right or left turn, but may sometimes serve to warn you of the impending presence of a speed enforcement official. A hydrometer to test your battery and to keep it filled with distilled water. In addition to the above, we have rec- ommended a duplicate set of tools for the car to be kept in your private garage so that those which are included in the tool kit giv n you by the manufacturer will always be in place in the car and ready for roadside emergency. T F outfit enumerated above represents fairly complete list of the actual necessities of motoring safety and economy. Other conveniences which add to the comfort of driving may be in- cluded at will, and in the minds of some may be considered as necessities. Among these may be mentioned lap robes, wind- shield wings, a tonneau windshield for the open car, exhaust heaters for the sedan, cigar lighters and the like. It is not, however, possible to specify the amount that the owner of any car of a given value should spend on his equip- ment. 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