Judge — January 20, 1923 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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New Wine and Old Bottles 23) Mrs. Fields for a cup of not too tran- scendental tea. Hawthorne, Whittier, Henry James (father of the novelist. and philosopher of our day), Charlotte uman, Fechter, all live again in the pages M. A. DeWolfe Howe has selected from this charming woman’s journal, and live with a singular vividness and charm. We discover Holmes to be a true Bos- tonian, with a colossal contempt for New York, and Emerson to be a true critic, with the ability to sce Boston in as de- tached a light as London or Siam. At times Boston appears to have resented this. After all, Hawthorne and Emerson and the rest wrote some tolerably effective stuff. Even Charlotte Cushman, among the stage folk, was not in all respects infe- rior to Fay Bainter. We, personally, are only 99,44; per cent. American, but we like to read, in so charming a book, of our honorable and charming past—and in a book so admirably printed and bound. The other day a certain extremely popular American actress was in conver- with an older actress, one who 1-timer,”” no doubt. d that she had once rrett. (Continued from page sation would be calle ‘The old-timer remar! supported Lawrence B: The young star looked a trifle “Barrett—Barret she said. seem to recall him. Mother, play with an named Barrett on the Coast “Not as I remember, Dearie,” star’s mamma, No, dear Reader, we are not making this up. It isa true story. We could tell you some others, not about actresses, but undergraduates of eastern universities and graduates, too. A certain professor whom we lunch with remarked recently that the ignorance of the undergraduate of to- omplete, so well rounded, that it can hardly be due entirely to edu- cation; ‘it must be in part heres : Possibly the movies are to blame. We've heard it said that nobody goes to the spoken drama now except those people who are too ignor; read titles. Whatever the cause, we seem by way of forgetting we ever had a past. Mrs. Fields’ diaries are a gracious reminder. tote vague. T don't did T ever actor Lawrence said the “Uncle, why don’t you try this new idea of eating more vitamines to improve your health?” “T was going to, but my eyesight is getting so blame poor I’m afraid Pd make a mistake some time and eat some bacteria.” rey “Why going out? “On_ account ences, I guess.” “Over their heads, eh?” te. Howard —Schuyler’s wife is only ninety. » trapeze acts of audi- The Fire Hose and Tires (Continued from page 26) physics and therefore perfectly scientific, do not attempt to argue with a fireman or police officer at the time of a serious conflagration. 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