Judge — December 16, 1922 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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The Music Pals of the Nation As We Were Saying by Arthur H. Folwell $3. 00 Monthly: quallty and volume. Built like Nature Studies by W. E. Hill Make $25 to $200; exclusive business, We furn sell, carry accounts, Gibsons easly be ais Now is the time when 3 a red flannel union suit, a white beard and a padded waistline masquerade as a synthetic Santa Claus. ONFUCIUS, it now appears, was CONCERN that makes razors for a the father of motion pictures, their 4 ng advertises thus for the holi- birth having occurred in China days: “Give him a — or and you 500 B.C. The only difference between will see him as interested as a boy on | comedies then and now is that in Con- Christmas.” Or, in other words (1) he comedians fell down after will take the razor out in the street with being hit by a plate of chicken chowmain him and show it off to his friends; (2) instead of by huckleberry pie or a sack of insist on bringing it to the table. and flour, having it beside his plate during dinner: (3) take it apart and call lustily for some | If President Harding can’t find jobs one to put it together again in n the after- in the Government service for all the Republican “lame ducks,” Will Hays fi old association’s sake might take them on in the movies. They should be able without recourse to glycerin, “ n of them. XPLORERS in the se 4 discovered a “house,” which is esti- vou | into trade, English ions m rie 2 € late owner should turn up to-morrow he Tinemrimentet pee pected to start a campaign would doubtless tell the tenants that the ist the competition of “pauper labor.” paint was just as fresh as the day it was If toterested In Ageocy, Teacher? Clip, check and mail Address ail mail to Kalamazoo. Gibson Mandolin-Guitar Co. yi882 Persons Se Foreten Dept. Kalamatoo, Mich. 35 Broad St +c fucius’s tin sae Goes Direct to Dept 162 the Heart of the KNOWLEDGE BOOK Co Sez Question. 1 St. New York | toshed t every m: | rl put on and that the furnace didn’t re- . Hv quire a new grate. ited, all or spare time. The judges who awarded prizes for the best entries District Salesmen iae'ishsisisyary: | crztrat tice’ ration ota samp. —-Fils ase fom Lenton. What the Republican Old Guard needs Novelt TY W CUTLERY co. Gann 38 Ber Sts Castes, Obie | At about the forty-ninth sample it most is a vigilant and efficient Red Cross i ly that somebody in the party said: company, with first-aid kits. | “Now we'll take just one more and then po PRESS CLIPPINGS ] | weilall go home.” After which they had aye cutjeuy of the Harrison campaign : | the remaining 400. back in the ‘Forties, “Tippecanoe and Oral . : ta: . ; was a hard-cider barrel. Central Press Clipping Service | HE ultimate triumph in daily dozening yy, ibs te - 1108 K. of P. Bide. 1 napolia, Ind. r 2 z jon it mere ator- will be a set of body exercises which a Glect Edwards of N ould have = | man may take while he is shaving, the {presidential boomin 190%, same mirror serving for both, Co- _ ‘rdinating the shave motif with the ; “ NEW GARTER} | « . Judging from random news notes along | muscle motif on one dise should be a simple matter for the phonograph folks, the anadian border, the once harmless re pastime of romping in a barn is no longer vogue. Jumping from the rafters into the me is too apt to cut oneself on FOR CROOKED LEGS ¢ nted) MAKES TROUSERS HANG STRAIGHT s Clemenceau, “all A man at last to “At m | women are the san Lge Bendtn or Oot} | whom the saying, “No fool like an old concealed glass. 4 oad justal is 4 fool,” does not apply * sates | | o Contemplating his shattered ranks, the Senator from Utah may concede thi i oo Notes s Newberry 1s to resign from the Senate Q°n#tor trom i may concede that "Re MetalSprings | | So as to be free to seck vindication from Smoot is but the past tense of Smite. Free Circular | the voters of Michigan. Doubtless, he sae Plain, sealed cavelope | | has looked the matter up and found that While there are bootleggers in Washing- e PRR g- THE T.GARTERCO.} | the burnt child went back to the fire to tion, there is no danger that the Ship of | seck vindication from a red-hot stove lid. State will be driven to foreign registry. 26 22, New London, New Hampshire