Judge — December 2, 1922 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Hill the ody ther in- ld Tre misses have resigned from Welles- y rather than quit cigarettes. Some day, American college girls will inherit discarded songs of American college men, and the question, “Who will smoke iny meerschaum pipe?” will be arranged for sopranos and altos. sae “Cheaper beer—it is the backbone of the nation,” will be the slogan of Miss Bellew, who is running for Parlia- Her metaphor is unsound, ht better be described as the nat To the “musi heres” will now be added the Be y. If some of the stuff now on radio programs is sent through. spd is bound to be a natural incr shooting st And an only hope that their aim will be tae The Charter oak of Hartford and the Washington elm of bridge sboth been put in eclipse by the crabapple tree of New Brunswick, N. J see overnor Allen wishes it. distinctly understood that the name of his State is not Klansas, shot a toastmaster there might have been good grounds for a plea of provocation. There usually is, at most banquets. the abolit Not so fast. Traffic police are r wits’ end trying to find parking space for autos without expecting them to— Our old beliefs are disappearing. It seems that Sister Ann, on the battle- ments of Bluebeard’s castle, was not looking for a rescuing party. She was scanning the horizon to see if the promised coal was coming. Men's Wear, London, describes “a man’s evening corset, with top cut in scallops and pinked out around the edges, and carrying four garters.” And yet there are people who want to save Europe. tse F THEY are not or soon, the Ar fiers on the Rhine may decide to remain and become German captains of industry, At the present (as we go to press) of ex- change, each chesty priv wing down 90,000 marks a month, As for a top sergeant, he could give even Stinnes a run for his money. oer red home pretty Some day Dr. Lorenz may straighten out all the Ss hind legs and then what will there be left to compare politicians with? Walrus whiskers are sold for tooth. picks. The walrus, it is evident, does not possess “a skin you love ty touch.” aa Describing his father's boyhoud strug: gles, John D., Jr. says he “milked the | cows night and morning.” Many a mil- lionaire bas done his first milking on the public. eery Aliens and liquor flowing here from Cuba, to quote a headline. Why not smuggle one inside the other and halve the risk? King George is re t fewer than $00 suits of clothes. — The Another illus “the rigid econom household was had picture papers for pants, “no ch. cause of royal be practicing, we Rex scanning the s. of suits with two pair of ‘ge for alterations,” AAS The case of the Near East proves anew an old truth. rely, that if you fuss with a Greece spot it is liable to spread. | With transatlantic ships sealing their | bars, fewer first in trunks will be stored in the hold and_ more will be labeled, “Wanted During Voyage.” | 1 E SEvery out-of-doors, y reason for taking your family to ym this winter and every travel comfort reason gping via the Santake 1U_CAN motor every day over ) perfect highways—by the sea or along the base of green-clad moun- tains, There are big resort hotels and cozy inns—or you can rent a bungalow and enjoy your own rose garden, Golf links galore and excellent schools for your children, The Santa Fe operates four daily trains to California. One of them —the California Limited—is ex- clusively for first-class travel, Fred Harvey serves all the meals “all the way.” Spick-and-span new steel equi ment on the California Limit ‘There are Pullmans via Grand Canyon National Park to Los Angeles, on both the California Limited and the Missionary. We will arrange your Pullman reservations so you can stay at the Canyon any number of days and be assured of space when resum- ing journey. ‘Why not visit Southern Arizona going or returning? It is delighttul at Castle Hot Springs, Ingleside and Chandler.