Judge — December 2, 1922 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Editors Douglas He Coke Fl 1 Keen JOA Wal Willioen Mi ris Houghton EDITORIAL The Maj NCTHE same front page column of the New York World there recently appeared Lwo items of news: one informed the reader that the voters of Oregon to compel children attend only the public schools—a law sponsored by the Ku Klux Klan and aimed the parochial schools of 1 atholic Church; the other heralded an act of the City Council of Lakewood, O.. prohibiting any and all dogs from barking after the curfew rings at night. ‘This method of make-up deliberately violates that elemen- tary principle of the honest newspaper that its news columns Tbe free from editorial bias. Tt was impossible to read the two items except in eonjunet frain from comparing the two, One said to oneself: henee: forth the Catholie citizens of Oregon will cease to train their children in the faith; and then added, Oh, ves, and the doys of Lakewood will ¢ » barking at the moon, Surely the editor of the World in sd that one of these dispatches should prejudice the reader's respect for the other. We think he owes the City Council of Lakewood an apology. esty of the Law ad approved a law iL was impossible to re- Help Yourself, Si HE rock on which every Bolshevist experiment in Europe has split is th He has moved with the tide only until the large estates were divided and he got his land, Then he has stopped and dag in, and not even the terrorism of the Red régime in Moscow has been able to budge him further along the communistic path. Of the 1,700,000 odd) Russians put te has counter revolutionists by the Cheka, 800,000 have been peasants who clung to their and demanded the full fruits of their labor. Lenin now is weary of the slaughter. ‘The peasant rules. ML of which may or may not have any bearing on the Varmer-Labor Conference scheduled to meet in Cleveland, December 11. Labor in this country is no more Bolshevistic than is our farmer a serf hun, for land. evertheless their partnership has a strong family resemblance to that whose workings are deseribed above. The farmer in America has not yet received the full fruits of his toil. For a time, therefore, he may prove a tractable teammate whooping it up for the program which labor presents. But once Tet him realize that what labor gains comes out of his pocket and he'll stop short like a mule at full gallop and over his head intoan open drain will fly the labor leader in his brand new riding breeches. For it isn't wins to the man with the hoe or the tractor. régime that turns a deaf or indifferent car to his insistence. The farmer is the one absolutely esse member of human society. The effort to bamboozle him into working his twelve or fourteen hours a t the hardest job known t the landed proprietor or the industrial capitalist or labor skims the cream, is as old as civilization. It has usually succeeded for a time, thanks to his iron constitution which extends to his brain, But always in the end he has Jed the turn. Why, one of the best little crops he raises is Cain, momunism alone that sue y other » eventually does ¢ an, While A Suggestion ELIOTHERAPY is the name given to a sys! healing by sun baths. The patient, little by diseards all clothing and yields his epidermi 1 like the Tnedia ion of sun and air, until, fore the A for peritonit But in addi gourd effect ses it may be ¢ x. clothing profi- experts, fuel barons and sadistic laundries, | Sun. tand air on the skin produce a pigment which serv t. The white patient turns a rich copper color; ds the cold. Ina breech clout and a smile he ting, or skiing with comfort. He loses his tailor or his coal man. He tastes freedom, he reader should understand that it is not necessary for him te wait until he becomes diseased, If winter comes, let inst wool senators, fur swine As ib eran blew him try this freedom, Entomological HE date William J. Gaynor. on Mayor of New York City, was given to quaint metaphor. Ino reply to a part ly vociferous critic he would liken him te strident: grasshopper in a fence corner making more noise than a whole herd of noble cattle grazing nearby. We regret execedingly, though not for his sake, that Mayor Gaynor is notalive to listen to William TL Anderson, Mr. Anderson, as the readers of Juv York State crintendent of the Anti-Saloon League. On Electic they also know, ‘ork State chose Al Smith governor by the greatest plurality ever given a candidate for the —Al Smith, who favored beer and light: wines, over C nor Miller, the ehe of the Anti-Saloon League. But evidently Anderson is oblivious of the fact. He has already publicly challenged the governor-clect. to. alter the State enforcement measure, and he Speaker Machold of th Speakership depends upe thy. the confi « is another of all know, is New as served notice on sof the fa grasshopper in the power ature’s wonders. The Island of Youth 1 of Tristan da Conha, in the middle N THE tiny Iste ‘Trista a Cunha, i s middle O of the South Atlantic, may be found the secret of lon- gevity, the fountain of youth. Dr. Macklin, a member of the Shackleton expedition to the Antare i This little island is described as 1,300 miles fro: land and several hundred miles from any regular ste route. It is inhabited by ninety or a hundred polyglot d ants of shipwrecked sailors who very rarely indeed receive visitors from the outside world. ‘Their remarkable longevity is attrib- uted by Dr. Macklin to virtues {upon them by their » that is, to “lack of alcohol and tobay eof ses, the hardy mode of life i their supplies compel them t But so far there is very little in this explanation to distin- pon Tristan da Cunlue from that in the United St of the immediate future, if the W.CLT U., the building m als men, the agricultural bloc and Senator Borah have their way. Is it possible that Americans can be in line for longevity without leaving home? Unfortunately, Dr. Macklin diseour- ages this hope by adding that the Tristanese are not subjected “to the 1 of modern civilization and specding up.” It will take us longer to eri this r __ Still, it may be that already we have something on the saying anything s we have, the guish I The good doctor is not qu + they dise secret of mental youth? — Is their percentage of morons as h comicbooks.com