Judge — November 25, 1922 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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pera: AN played the bass drum and Giachetti the clarinet in the mental band, and the two were great friends. ‘They stood on the parapet. of of the forts down the Bay w the various fleets sail into during the Columbus celebration, I think in 1892, Giachetti was a le Donovan all the British f hell with the Phose next ship: ok grand? » that,” said Dono es the Brazilians, ned man and was bout it. “Here he said. said Do telling 1 Donovan. Done said his frici “where's the Irish Navy? I don’t see ‘en anywhere.” A tear came into Donovan's 3 lefore he could speak a tow of scows caught Giachetti’s eye. “O De rn.” he sa “Look there, comes the Trish N ” These were his but rage there ast words. An am- hulance took him to the hospital and the guard conducted Donovan to the guard guished long after louse where he Giachetti’s con It was worth it, C. J. Barey, Ma manding 3d Corps Area. What improprieties dv YOU find below? Drawn by ARMAND W, Horxin Co. G, U.S.M.A., West Point, N.Y. COURSE IN ETIQUETTE AT WEST POINT (Apologies to John Held, Jr.) This cadet is walking too far from the young lady. Notice how his blunder is attracting the notice of those about ‘im. This cadet is not sitting correctly in his saddle. Even his horse is aware of the blunder. sae Why are Mrs, Swells you leaving, Bridget? Something private? Bridget—No mum, a sergeant.—C. B. Hazevtine, Major, General Staff, Scho- ficld Barracks, H. ‘T. Drawn by Caper E, PARMLy, 111, U.S.M.A., West Point, N.Y. IT HAPPENS IN THE BEST REGULATED HOTELS “Boy, take Fifi for a run around the block, and don't forget the ice water | for 733!" Sas RIOR to the entry of the United es into the World War, Devine, an Ozark mountaincer, suce to the blandishments of an Army recruit- ing officer and was enrolled as a private in the infantry. Sent to Jefferson barracks, willingness to please, 1 with his inborn fear of offending ade him easy prey for an case-loving lance corporal, who “rode” the poor rookie to the limit. The rookie, transferred to Fort Sill, ne wise in time, and threatened ‘¢ upon. the corporal. ‘Time Rookie Devine became a serg arly Army passed; but he had not forgotten his experience and freely. voi as to what was due to happen when he met his former tormentor. One night, with a truck load of com- pan to Lawton. Suddenly “Stop the truck. ‘Thi orporal! Jumping to the ground Devine strode hastily toward his intended victim, while his companions watched breathlessly for the explosion. Suddenly, the halt, come to attention and salute. he returned to the truck. “Drive he gruffly commanded, “the cuss is a captain now.” + he commanded sergeant was seen to Then os N OLD soldier at one of the Army posts was very much impressed by some of the modern procedures in the medical department. One day, gather- ing about him a bunch of recruits and seating himself on an upturned galvanized | pounded the situation as follow hings is gettin’ great; now 's when you take on (enlist), the doctors round you up and scratch your arm—no more smallpox; then they shoot some bugs into you—no more typhoid fever; then they shoot some more bugs into you—no more pneumonia. By- and-by, they'll tattoo a pork chop and a fried egg on your arm and there you are— mur hitch.”—Cotonen F, R. Keerer, Governors Island, N. Y. 25 iron bucket, his threats | s, Sergeant Devine was proceeding | WOMEN ADMIRE MEN for their strength— nd pe held in The Man of meee highest regard it T And that is my task, Do You Seek Admiration? _Do ype wish to be onc Send for my book “MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT” It contains 4 EARLE E,. LIEDERMAN 305 Broadway Dept. 3011 New York City EARLE E, LIEDERMAN Deve: 3011, 305 Broadway, New York City enclose heres ad me, without a a copy of your Latest boo!