Judge — November 4, 1922 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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ill ul 29 8080 ay, vec" Words of the ( by Walt Mason RESIDENT HARDING: I'm ‘k for my old-time den, » my Marion; where once xreat renchant pen, Marion, my | I'm suffering to walk again | along your streets with friendly men, who talk of horse and hay and hen, Marion, my Marion! I’m tired of crises large and small, Marion, my Marion; I'm tired of problems short and_ tall, Marion, my Marion; I'm tired of bores who throng the hall, and hang their | kellys on the wall, I’m tired of offic seekers’ gall, Marion, my Marion! The public trusts are on the blink, Marion, my Marion; in high estate there is a kink, Marion, my Marion; I’ arning to inhale the stink of rancid paste and printers’ ink, to drive a flivver made of zinc, Marion, does a crisis cro; than five or six lea Marion, my Marion; hear my yoke, the bearing of it is no joke; I long to train with quiet folk, Marion, my Marion! I UDYARD KIPLING: America’s been good to me, since I wrote up my “Soldiers Three,” and sprung my youth- ful rhymes; the Yankees hailed me as the hest of modern bards, my treasure chest is packed with Yankee dimes. for years; and when some critie wrought me harm, and said I was a false alarm, they would not lend their ears. My countrymen have jolted me, the Yanks still took de me rich, they built y backed me up in every game, were loyal from the start. And ays make me sore; I think America a », her friendship makes me and every blooming chance I get I try to mak the Yankees sweat—I am that sort of guy. WOODROW WILSON: My" friends and comrades of the past were all to outer darkness cast, without the least regret; they gave offense with eye or tongue, and they were through the tran- som flung, and ‘they're in darkness yet. Fair-minded men will all agree that | traitors and their kin should be to outer (Continued on page though patiently i | Ameri- | cans have bought my books, and read | them in their inglenooks, and quoted me | but over | The Dollar The daily actions of most of us are influenced by the mes- sages received over the tele- phone, and yet few of us stop to think of the men and women, and the mechanisms, which help to make that daily service possible. Maintenance, repairs, and the work of handling calls, must constantly be carried on in good times or in bad, and they must be paid for, in order that your telephone service may be continued. The average dollar will buy to-day less than two-thirds of what it would buy before the war. This means that it costs, on the average, half as much again to buy most of the things that are necessary for keeping the country going; but the ad- vance in telephone rates is far less than this average. In fact, gauged by the pres- ent purchasing power of the dollar, telephone service in the country as a whole is costing the subscriber less than it did in 1914. The Bell System generally has been able to meet higher commodity prices and in- creased wages by means of new economies in operation and the increased efficiency of loyal employees. “BELL SYSTEM” AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy, One System, Universal Service, and all directed toward Better Service Play a Tune in One Hour hout previous musical experience, havaddbelt wih aConn Saxophone. ° You, too, can learn this popular instrument quickly. Pleasure and profit yours to command. ‘Conn Saxophone Supreme Impor portant improvements, found on no other make. Built by world’s largest pro- sed and endorsed ment | ne GC. CONN, Ltd, 1146 Conn Bidg., Elkhart, Ind. Sndnistnn ievtnamaanis 23 AGENTS: $50 a Week Kerosafe Burner’ No Odor Low Price vare time workers, Thomas Mfg. Co. B-398 Dayton, Ohio