Judge — September 16, 1922 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Plaint of a Co-ed NCE T had a little bird, And his song Was the sweetest ever heard. He is gone Some cat got him. Once Thad a white pet mouse, \ bit of fuzz; A wiggly, dancing, little mouse, » he was Some cat got him. Once T had a lovely bean; Had a bus; cash to spend, you know. I could cuss Some cat got him, Pitt Panther Sas Have you seen any suspicions around here? Well, suh. T did Sherif. characters han Ku Klue Klansman one feller hanging on a tree down the but he wa'n't suspicious, he was Toronto Goblin. tet \ young athlete dd MeMurdle Stubbed his toe on a hurdle Did he fall on his face? No the only disgrace FAN] PousNy Odoy Ano TRIP JR] oY SUA Virginia Reel daid, ae She—Hello, Jack, going my way? He—Righto. Where ya goin’? — Dart uth Jack o° Lantern. sae First Golfer—Say, isn’t this rather young? Second Golfer—That’s all right, old man, He's deaf.— Georgia Cracker. caddy eee Professor—Name ally Finnish. Fish.—Penn State Froth. eee i—Why, Bernice, T thought you one with Archie to learn golf. nice—L did, but the fresh thing told me Td forgotten my. brassie.—Cornell Widow EX something — charac- SS that cup of hot water Thi Fumoenaunk The professor commences a new course a —Oklahoma Whirlwind. With the College Wits Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible The foot that rocked the cradle is now to be found stepy on the srator.—Boudoin Bearskin. A designing creature —Mass. Tech. Voo Doo. tot SHE gave up mutton, pork and beef, SS She gave up aids and teas ave up milk, without relief, © up beans and peas. up fruit, and spuds and jams, ¢ up bread and toast, » gave up herring, shrimp, and clams, » "most gave up the ghost. 1e gave up powder, rou She gave up baths and soap. And when she weighed herself again. She wept and gave up hope. —Wisconsin Octopus. tts and men, Pater. you? Daughter—It’s just John, papa. “Well, Just: John or Dutiful: David that’s one of my cigars I smell.” —Cougar’s Paw. Mary, who is that in there with tot Mary (to brother)—John, did you use lon the table? John—Yes, Lused it to shave. “Oh, you m thing! I was going to wash my party gown in that.”—Brown Jug. eee Ezra—How long yu say thet son 0° your'n has been in college? Ezelciel—Waal, “bout sixteen head o° cattle "n’ twenty acres 0” corn.—Annapo- Ship Ahoy! *‘D LIKE to own a bar; And anchor three miles out, Td make more coin t 1 would lose With it just three miles out, Because my friends and neighbors all Would climb in rowboat, punt and yaw!, Would swim, fly, paddle, row or crawl To:me; just tree miles-outs of booze lasses on the bar je three miles out, Td sell liquor just at par Or strangle three miles out. Believe me if I took the notion I'd line the whole Pacific ocean With barges filled with k. 0. lotion Anchored three miles out. Nebraska Awgawan. “Aren't you red “As soon as I fix m “For g your hair y« en’t you fixed ! T haven't found it yet!"- New York Medley. o. She—Johnnie, 1} that your brother has the measles. When are you going to get then’ Johnnie—When he’s through with them, I suppose.—Pitt Panther. tot First Pup—Why are you running? Second Same—I'm fleeing. —Washington and Jefferson Wag Jay. worsen Mother's Voice—Are you entertain- ing Harold? Daughter's—No, we're just talking. —Colgate Banter.