Judge — September 2, 1922 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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He Lived and Learned “FOB CURRIER! By all that’s sacred! Where have you concealed yourself these many moons?” “Hospital, Billy. And say, it certainly is good to be out and around again.” “What was the trouble?” “Oh, the doctors called it some name with nine syllables and a sneeze, but it was noth more than a clogging of the intestines. The stuff wouldn't pass along and it was poisoning me—breed- ing ¢ ” “What did they do to you?” “Why, they were all set to operate for appendicitis. The food waste had ac- cumulated in the large intestine where the appendix is. I had bad_ pains. Tried to cure them with ts. That only shook my system—flushed it hard —but the poisonous waste returned, dryer and harder than ever. Taking a purgative when you’re like that is about the same as driving a car up a hill to clean the carbon out of the cylinder you only make a bad matter worse. “You said something.” “Finally the doctor said, ‘We'll see if we can’t move that obstruction natu- rally before we operate. I don't want to operate unless absolutely neces- “He put me to bed and tried me out on Nujol. Believe me, there was cer- tainly an anxious period of waiting for For Constipation Nujol REG. U.S. PAT. OFF, A Lubricant—not a Laxative ‘yours truly.” But Nujol proved the goods. It softened that dry mass, moved it on, and after a while I began to be regular.” . How does this Nujol called lubricating method. way my doctor explained it you are in perfect health a natural eps the food waste y eliminated. But tipated, there is not enough of Nature's lubricant to keep the food waste soft and moving. Leading scientists of medicine, after years of research, discovered that Nujol, which is a gentle lubricant, acts like this natural lubricant and so_replac And as Nujol is not a laxative it cannot gripe. It is not a medicine in any of the word and like pure water, it is harm- less. when you are co —that’s just what I've been ng. I ve been taking pills and salts and such things for months and getting more constipated all the time. Jump in and we'll run down to the drug store for a bottle of Nujol right now. Me for that, beginning tonight.”