Judge — September 2, 1922 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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° ich meats alone may grace be said. As We Were Saying Fetes‘ thetSiat tuum vsine e course, would stipulat t this shoule be the laborer’s prayer: “For that which by Arthur H. Folwell Nature Studies by W. E. Hill Tam about to receive—from the Republi- can Party—the I make me truly URTLES are suceceding dogs and cats as pets in England. If times thankful.” For ‘full, dim pail” credit should be vwhere credit is due. get hard, you can make soup out of turtle, ttt Peed Why not? gladly to the ealin British proposal that British warships be allowed to. search American vessels on the high seas, back in S122 Why make a fuss over a little thing like that? Two copies of the average modern ovel find their way surreptitiously into ery home, One copy which mother von't let her daughter see. and one cop, which daughter won't let her mother sec. Pd Designs will be sought immediatels tte from leading sculptors for the $100,000 One of New York's roof gardens adver- nonument to baseball which the Ameri tises “an intimate little revue which is put on every morning at 2 o'clock Soon, a sunrise revue will be featured, thus helping the tired business man to start the day full of pep. Also, he might take his “daily dozen” in the form of twelve synthetic rickeys. te The Allies have ordered the bland and childlike Gern finding school which, without saying any- thing to anybody, it established on the Kiel Can ‘To take liberties with I fellow, Germany is not can League is to erect in East Potomac Park, Washington. Something neatly vinbolic would be a huge granite pillow with a roll of bills under it. ery Vidka is again to be Russian national drink — Back to Normalski. 4, The Sioux Tndians of South Dakota have established a court) of domestic relations. Instead of Siouxing for divoree, estranged red couples may: be persuaded ny to abolish the rar to smoke the cork-tipped cigarette of 2. to fect peace. A thrill of life along her Kiel. tae a. ee Brewers” mash, thrown in the sewers, Father Knickerbocker has had his full Flo Ziegfeld’s “chief occupation” city of exploding stills this summer, while in France was buying lingerie d he is convinced that the still, small voice x pipes in Wis- is sprouting and ck consin, a bumper crop. > alas. for his baby daughter. He said so Lill. s seem to be hopelessly “wet. himself. Of course, if there should #5 neither still nor small, judging by the wae be a surplus, some of the “undies” broken glass in the vicinity. “\ ORE terrible machines than any can be worn by next year’s Follies st 4 known in the late war are now girls. That is, if they wouldn't feel Some soft drink venders appear to be being construc Lloyd George told an overdressed in baby clothes. under the impression that there is a con- stitutional amendment prohibiting the audience of Free Churchmen in London ina prayer use of more than an eighth of one per He added: “If the churches of Europe thing slightly ineo und America allow this to fructify they offered in a chemist’s laboratory over a cent. ice cream in an ice cream soda, ipment of poison gas about to be used the divine blessing upon a nation’s inst non-combatants, against: women irriors about to give battle is as old as ad children. “God,” said the cynical history itself, but there seems to be some- Napoleon, “is on the side of the heaviest artillery.” Will any subsequent Napoleon dare to si “God is on the side of the deadliest vape If so, what is the church going to do about it? ae r Wadsworth of New York lined up in Vigorous opposition to the lofty wool schedul With the lofty » schedule, however, he saw nothing wrong. Queer? Not at all. The center of the glove industry is in Wadsworth's own State, New York. His lambs are kids. ey had better close their doors.” The ask Senat in becoming head of the Producers’ Association, runs one very grave risk. Somebody may allude to him as the Will H. Hays of the stage. ery Augustus Thom. The Government plans “to insert teeth” in the powers vested in the Labor Bourd. But the trouble with so many such teeth is that they prove “false” when A Newark apartment house owner put to the test of biting. has installed a radio receiving set for tat each of his tenants. Notwithstanding N employeeof ‘the Portland, ‘© which, the tenants’ favorite selection + employer’ o! ‘ortlanc re, We are moving right along. If artinent, prays aloud cach “Three Weeks” had» been delayed hisdinner until to-day, librarians might have ot before recommended it for the young. > . will continue to arrive via the steam Park Depa radiator, broadcasted by the janitor ‘ay asa preliminary to ope with a coal shovel. pail, Why shouldn't he? 9