Judge — August 5, 1922 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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For Art’s Sake I TOOK the car for Cambridge, On art museum bent. My pockets full of scribbled notes, On A's Lwas intent, T muttered to nuseum’s name). T hounded from the subway car And up for air Pcame. Oh, how deseribe the novel sight That caught my: shinit imply this— the Harvard youths hely ambled by. ve With the College Wits Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible ‘Ten thousand saw Tat : Or so it seemed tom The Bent Twig Wealthy Uncle—You are extravagant, T strode up to the Harvard cop Ss EMERSONIZED hic morning Sift, These cigars are a lot better than I ‘Phe mew-zce-um?” s FY PERSosiZe 8 smoked at your a Ue Pood hisanids Collegiate Nephew (coolly)—Theyre a “Just take the street that’s on your left He Kiplin lot better than you smoke now.—Wil- And walk a block or so. ena liams’ Purple Cow. T walked util I saw the place, And Holmsed with every munch. sae Ab, that is it, IT know! glance, Jay lunch sh his cans and Insane Man— Bring me a piece of toast. Ittendant—What do you want with a Before the door T recognize My friend of Art 1 He Hawthorned on his way to class; 4 At dinner time the blighter of toast? “The di thrower,” [ remarked; Will Shakespeared o'er his scalloped “I'ma poached eg and T want to sity fhe deus Urowers” T remarked: steak down.” Oklahoma Whirlwind. ae amed he was a writer, — = Then up the steps [boldly strode, A passing youth looked s vA my inw He Ruskined through his twilight: time, thought He Homered up to bed: But now—alas! he’s raising sheep At twenty bucks a head! we swung wide, T went inside— or piled on fe Gymnasium the buildin Let's draw the curtain here Mlinois Siren. et was— Dolly—How di es gincer act Polly \ stupid. During the entire evening he spoke of how he works for hours in the dark, and never even attempted one demonstration!—Pennsyl- rania Punch Boul. that young mining en- re When consciousness returned once more, T sought the subway’s depths, I threw a coin at the box And stumbled down the steps. sae e. And ne'er again while she has life Elizabeth—Why did you choose golf €lphants again.”"—Harvard Lampoon. Vy, Cambridge this girl ts your outdoor activity? wae And though [miss an Ain Art, ety Silly! Because breeches are so dit, heaven knows! ie doctors are certainly taking the T've ec: of the mediums now “Hie much more” becoming Wellesley College News. Grinnell Malteaser. Says which?” ro Perl “Yes. They can always put you imp eee . . « touch with the departed spirits.’—La You say you had a date with a crowd. Fayette Lyre. 4 “Yes. Her mother stayed in the room with us."—Oregon Lemon’ Punch. than bloomers. pl Professor—There’s a lad with good. stuff in him. Second Professor—Levs follow him; . maybe we can find out where he got it. ing her new movie Pennsylvania Punch Boul. vo burglars here enter the living hi id the clock strikes one. Bored Husband—Which one?—Mass. Tech. Voo Doo. x Young Wife (rew scenario) tt awkings, wots wrong with the orst Well, you sce, guvnor, °e was rid by a n pants and ‘e's got a bit of a stiff Carnegie Puppet. te, A woman isn’t necessarily a jewel be- cause she is set in her ways. Neither is she a Venus because she has an off-hand manner.—Northwestern Purple Parrot. oy Sham—Someboly presented the law faculty with a case of Scotch. Pain—I suppose I’m supposed to ask what they did with it. Hush Money “Yea. They briefed _ it.”—Stanford Cooler to-night, fine to-morrow j —Stanford Chaparral. Chaparral. —Georgia Cracker. 19 TED: FUERTE 23 comicbooks.com