Judge — June 17, 1922 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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6c Bointifua out Studies es] ORIGINAL PHOTOGRAPHS OF SEMI-NUDES Charming pictures of the human figure as it act- ually is, in six artistic poses, All the loveliness and purity of Nature's finest handiwork in these studio photos, posed by the famous model Jacqueline,” Each cf the six photos is 2/2 x and tastefully arranged in tic folder. Plea: order at once if quick sh ent is desired. Pric postpaid, per set of six:—Cash with Order c.0.D. (Bay Postman) $1.10. Address Studio C-2 THE ZANZI 109 West 42d Stre — 27 AR CO. , New York City An Antiquated Inquisition By Gardner Rea ‘THE passport examination has out- grown its fitness—if it ever had any—and should be superseded. It is a diffuse relic of a bygone scale of values. There should be a modern- ized list of questions—one more com- pact and practical. We suggest the following: A. Why are you going abroad? Do you intend to try to bring any back with you? B. What would it be worth to you to get a case through? Two cases? C. Do you approve of the Eighteenth Amendment? (Intended as a sanity test.) -What is your attitude towards anyone who does? D. Is there anyone else you would like to murder? | habitually E. Name three reasons why Europe | is a better place of residence than the United States? Do you know any additional names of drinks? F. What is your capacity: (1) stand- ing; (2) sitting; (3) lying down? Do you believe it is large enough to re- flect credit on America? If not, would you be willing to train on the way | across? G. In case of wreck, would you make for a lifeboat or the barroom? Why, then, do ships carry lifeboats? H. Can you think of any other wastefulness which might be elimi- nated? | I. In returning, what would you | think on beholding the Statue of Lib- erty? Two Statues of Liberty? J. Do you know how to ask for a drink in: (1) French; (2) German; (3) Italian? Would you have to know, or would the mere fact that you are an American tell them what you want? K. Can you think of any other ad- | vantage in being an American? L. Could anyone? THE SIGN “How do you know that Manning is a traveled person?” “Because he stays at home so con- tentedly.” | to be dignified. It Development s by M. C. Fornrs, Wellesley HE freshman is one of the earliest develop- ments incident to the pur- suit of knowledge. It rep- resents the group of seekers who attempt to make their environment as they think it will be. It wears Oxford glasses, because studying should be bad for the eyes It always has on spats and rubbers, because England weather to be tricky. “easy-to-get-into” dress, The Freshman because it mustn't take any time from study to primp. It carries at least one book to every ciass, because it ought to need them for reference. It lives in isolation in the village. is said HE sophomore adapts itself to every condition. It does not pursue knowledge. Its glasses are in the lost and found box Its roommate has its spats. It has to spend twenty- five hours a day at sports, and is therefore clothed in middy and bloomers. It is oppressed by juniors and seniors (which see). It partakes in all college affairs. The Sophomore HE process of adap- tion is complete in the junior. Knowledge tries to pursue it. It has given its glasses to “Aunt ) Dinah.” It wears its roommates’ pumps. It has cut its hair in order to sleep to within five minutes of the last break- fast bell. It oppresses sophomores. It used up a twelve-ride ticket to Boston in three days. It takes itself very seriously. The Junior HE Wellesley senior appears has, however, a sense of humor. It oppresses sopho- mores. Other people take it more seriously than it does itself. It must possess a great deal of in- formation, for it has completed the pursuit of knowl- edge. The Senior 31 New| It wears an | " WE TEACH COMMERCIAL RT 8 Earn $100a week andup ent of the Meyer nd practical Properly Trained Ai Meyer Both Colleg Both Company— 1 which each and Sells to rtisers in the und Canada over ten ensely interesting opentoboth men MEYER BOTH COLLEGE of COMMERCIAL ART Michigan Ave. at 20th St Dept. 39 CHICAGO, ILL: Corte3 AGARS ~MADE AT KEY WEST— Drawn by H Woovkurr, W The “one track” mind. Poor Old Japan By Eliot Kays Stone HE shimmie and jazz Have invaded Japan. I think someone has, With shimmie and jazz, Handed Nippon the razz— A nefarious plan. The shimmie and jazz Have invaded Japan. A BREACH OF ETIQUETTE “I hear yuh’s gwine t’ divorce yoh husban’, Mirandy. How come?” “Well—it wuz thisaway. I foun’ out he wuz runnin’ aroun’ ‘ith another woman, an’ I ‘cused him of it, an’ ‘at ornery niggah didn’t have manners enuff ter deny it.” A PLEASURE OF IMAGINATION Even an air castle is better than no castle at all. Are You All Primed? We can supply you with Masonic reference, study, history, ete. Also fine aprons, novelties, Jewelry and supplies Send for Free Catalogue X REDDING & CO. Publishers and Manufacturers 200 Fifth Avenue, New York comicbooks.com