Judge — June 10, 1922 — page 34: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ODE TO SPRING--AND ALL THAT Er—Spring! . . You perfectly priceless old thing! Amateur Knights of the Pencil I'm frightfully bucked at the signs that one sees; The jolly old sap in the topping old =S trees; The priceless old lilac, and that sort of rot; It jolly well cheers a chap up, does it not? It's so fearfully bright; So amazingly right, And one feels as one feels if one got rather tight. There's a tang in the air, If you know what I mean, And the grass, as it were, Is so frightfully green. We shall soon have the jolly old bee on the wing— Er—Spring. Old fruit! You've given old Winter the boot. The voice of the tailor is heard in the land, (1 wonder what my rotten credit will stand?) And the birds and the flow’rs (but especially the “birds”) \ JT Will be looking too perfectly priceless ee __ for words. Drawn by Howakb J. TAYLOR, 124 Nesbit Terr., Irvington, N. J We shall have to get stocks Of new ties and new socks, And of course we must alter the jolly old clocks; So a young fellow’s fancy Turns nat’rally towards The river and Nancie, Or Betty and Lord's. In fact—as I said—you’re a priceless old thing, Er—Spring. Old bean! It’s well—it’s—you know what I mean. It's time I was oiling the jolly old bat, So, cutting a long story short, and all that, The theme of this jolly old song that I Delete sing Drawn by A. DALRYMPLE, 40 College St., Toronto, Canada. Tipping the Waiter. Is—er—jolly old Spring! —London Opinion. A REVEALER OF UNDULATIONS Lives of great men all remind us, We can make our lives sublime If we keep on marching, “T thought you believed with Olivia While the rest are marking time. that the earth was flat.” “I did until I had gone riding in Springnixe’s second-hand car.” Carre: onim Our new Cor Comic strips, full page Sunday ated jok aturing and Let- tering. If alent but have never studied before we have : We also have advanced Ani- mated Cartooning Cou or professionals or others who draw well! You will be trained personally by our Individual Course and Lesson System. . Cartoc in great demand! Th e paid t aries and high snes prices for cartoons. We teach you at hc ur spare time and help| prawn by CHARLES WEINGART, you secure a position and sell your drawings. nurses ON easy payments. 5 Livingston Place, So. Norwalk, Conn. Send 8c in stamps for literature and let us explain our course and op portunities for you. Please state your age and kind of cartooning you] Cop—Why don’t you put your arm are most interested in. Write today to Dept. B. lout when you take a corner? Fast Worker—What do you think I Associated Studios of Cartooning, 296 Broadway, New York City,N.Y.lam—an octopus? 32 nigh comicbooks.com