Judge — June 3, 1922 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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Patent It Yourself (Continued from page 5) broom part. You can use that to make a mustache cup for Aunt Emma. A Dandy Monocle from a Greenhouse To get a good, full-grown green- nouse, one has to resort to strategy. You have to appeal to her mother’s instinct. That, I'll admit, is always a pretty low-down thing to do, but it can't be helped. The method is to place a little flower in the kindly care of your unsuspecting victim—a pitiful, sickly flower; the sort that is bound to go straight to the gentle old green- house’s heart. For several days leave them together. Then—mercilessly, relentlessly—return and remove your decoy. The struggle will be fright- ful, and the pangs—or rather panes— innumerable; but the ruse is unfailing. Inevitably—casting all worldly con- siderations and thoughts of home from | her—the motherly old greenhouse will follow. The impulse to shelter and protect is irresistible. Lead her away. The rest is plain sailing. First, pare your greenhouse down to an ocular fit. Then look about you for an invisible rim. If you fail to see one sufficiently invisible to please your exacting taste, make it—by selec ing a hole slightly larger than the lens and boring out of it a space into which the lens will fit. Next take a piece of fly-paper, scrape it away from its glue, and with the latter attach the lens to the rim. Then drop into any good shop, and when the clerk isn’t looking, exchange | the thing for a regular monocle. Dozens of Golf Balls from a Single Egg First, by setting the egg, turn it into a hen; a laying hen. Then, after she has gotten the swing of her new social status, set up a model golf ball in front of her—and, in pointing to it, pat her on the head. Everybody ioves encouragement. Express con- fdence in a cat's ability to sing, and soon she'll be eating birdseed — though probably with a canary out- side of the seed. It's everyone's way of expressing gratitude and responding to trust. And so will it be with your hen. As her eggs approach the desired standard, pat her on the head again. When they vary from it, frown upon her. Soon you'll have no more trouble on that score. All that remains now is to apply the same system to the eggs themselves. Bounce a ball in front of them to show them what is expected—and then drop them. Any one that won't respond to the treatment that convinced his mother may just as well be smashed in the beginning. He's a bad egg! Thumb Tack Garters This little experiment is really quite droll—though beautiful, too, in its way. It’s so logical! Suppose we work it out together, then you'll be sure you have the hang of the whole thing. To begin with, a thumb tack isn’t your idea of the perfect type of garter, is it? And why? Is it the poor tack’s fault? Not a bit of it. FOR MEN AND WOMEN W. L.DOUGLAS SHOES SOLD DIRECT FROM FACTORY TO YOU AT ONE. PROFIT ‘STAMPING THE RETAIL PRICE AT THE FACTORY 108 stor: THE STAMPED PRICE HBR 1S YOUR PROTECTION AGAINST UNREASONABLE PROFITS W.L.DOUGLAS PRODUCT IS GUARANTEED BY MORE THAN FORTY YEARS EXPERIENCE IN MAKING FINE SHOES They are made of the best and finest leathers, by skilled shoemakers, all working to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. The quality is unsurpassed. Only by examining them can you appreciate their wonderful value. Shoes of equal quality cannot be bought elsewhere at anywhere near our prices. f= No matter where you live, shoe dealers can supply you with W. L. Douglas shoes. They cost no more in San Francisco than they do in New York. Insist upon having W. L. Douglas shoes with the name and retail price stamped on the sole. Do not take a substitute and pay extra profits. Order direct from ‘W._L.DOUGLAS $700 & $8.00 SHOES | sar story arwr arin | ALSO MANY STYLES AT $5.00 & $6§00 Our $7.00 and $8.00 shoes are JN exceptionally good values. W. L. Douglas shoes are put into all of our at factory cost. Wedo not make one cent of profit until the shoes are sold to you. It is worth dollars for you to remember that when you buy shoes at our stores YOU PAY ONLY ONE PROFIT. W.L. Douglas name and portrait is the best known shoe Trade Mark in the world. It stands for thehighest standard of quality at the low est possible cost. The intrinsic value of a Trade Mark lies in giving to the con- sumer the equiva- lent of the price paid for the goods. Catalog Free. President W. L. Douglas Shoe Co., 145 Spark 8t., Brockton, Mass. the factory and save money. PAPIER-MACHE MASK OF CHIEF OF POLICE 4 ABOUT YOUR BUSINE | Then it must be the fault of the leg— | that it’s not of the proper material. | And what would be the proper ma- terial? Ah! You have it! You see how simple it is, once you catch on? As for the rest, I'll leave that to you also. I would suggest the subway, though. It has the knack. 29 "Try this on your head and shoulders. Wood! | you with Mas study, © Are You All Primed? A Ce Send for Free Catalogue X Vie <a REDDING & CO. Y Publishers and Manufacturers 200 Fifth Avenue, New York comicbooks.com