Judge — June 3, 1922 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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On Arbitration By A. Walter Utting “With every felicitous philosopher, “it necessary, it seems to me, average person to give a thought to arbitration. “Arbitration is the solution of the problems that confront us. And each man should see to it that he either gets in touch with an arbitration board or forms one for himself. “There is money to-day in being an arbitrator. I'm thinking of going into the business myself. To arbitrate a small matter would call for only small compensation; larger ones in proportion. “A quarrel between husband and wife because the husband will not re- linquish enough money for a pair of stockings would be arbitrated for the strikes being recorded hour,” said McFee, the becomes for the serious The cup that cheers. sum of, say, fifty cents. One because of insufficient funds for food would cost seventy-five cents. While lack of financial provision for street-car fares would be adjudicated for ten cents. “The board could be made to pay by bunching the settlements for an entire neighborhood, thereby avoid- ing loss of time on the arbitrator’s part. “Estrangements between servants and employers would cost upward of a dollar. And perhaps a man could make a good living by sticking to this field alone, having the cases embrace quarrels between neighbors who steal each other's servants. “It is only an idea I’m handing out, but when I have it perfected look for me to establish an office and circulate literature. According to news items it’s the most profitable field for man to-day.” The Modern Annie By A. P. Hitchcock AXWELTON'S braes are bonnie, Where early fa’s the dew,”"— But the Modern Annie Laurie Lives on the Avenue: Lives on the Avenue, With a cottage at the Shore; And I would be her caddie boy To help her score and score. THE TURNING POINT “When do you think a girl really be- comes an old maid?” “When she decides her complexion isn’t worth a shot of powder.” MEAN ECONOMY Madge—I thought you were going to get a $50 hat? Marjorie—So did I, but efficiency expert cut me down to $20. papa’s comicbooks.com