Judge — May 20, 1922 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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SILKS REG. U.S. PAT. OFF. og SUPREME SILKS fr MENS SHIRTS |J 4 outdoor man knows the shirt of sitk to be the most important item of his dre: us sofi-textured fabric yielding to every play of muscle, yet keeping hin warm in winter cool in summers~ jut its silk must be one of the e mpire Loomer aft Silks Mr. Subbubs forgets how to stop his new power —femous for beauty and durability> lawn mower. Yours forthe asking AN IMPRESSION TEST “PF d,” he said, w fre Sila thet Set the shion* By C. F. Rebman, Dartmouth '24 did anything e ‘PHE Psychy Prof had an idea, and for cial cateh your once it was a good one. He decided to *¥¢—? ‘ a . conduct an experiment on “Viewpoints, or The old man he hallnark of distinction in dress is er of Observation in the Human turned richly pink . at all the way from the Cmpire oomeraft Silk label He wanted to find out ju rence there would be, if any his chin to the back mpressions formed by a boy, a man in his f his glossy pate, prime, and an old man of « P yy all Seat hte tant ly, E MP I R E S I LK COM PANY 315 observing the s: e a J e til ite eouth: FOURTH AVENUE NEW YORK from the same place uth. According, he picked f ten from “Did it ?”he began. the grade school, 2 tre esman from But the Prof. was Ce) Hawaii, and a stern old veteran from Wall gone. He had rushed Street, and took them to a Broadway show. to the University “My friends,” he said, before the show Press, where he spent two days straight al baseball or politics. Never do they began, “there is nothing that delights me dictating direct to four linotypers at once. ¢ permanently attached to any one more than the society of the old and young.” But his haste was foolish. True, his book | enterprise . Like a wise professor, he did not’ reve! was a new one on psychologists, but from | However, it is the character study of this his hand. the standpoint of the people at large, he | peculiar pair that brings out the most in- The show was more than ordinarily good. was thousands of years late. teresting vagaries concerning them. The * was a story with a plot in it, and shorter of the two, it seems, is somewhat of petween the first two wets some tumblers COMIC SECTION CHARACTERS | buffoon. The taller one, being rather did a few tricks, while beween the secon¢ 2 simple ed, is the of many a jest und third a sort of ballet dancer did a sort. By Charles A. Yeatman, Cornell ‘23 | simple minded, is the butt of many a jest of dance. [ HAVE always had an overpowering de- | that th is unable to tolerate any A week later the professor called on the sire to become acquainted with some of | sort of ribaldry. Humor in any form has 1 boy the celebrities of the Sunday supplements. | serious effects on him. It either caus “ y,” he said, “do you rem ‘r the Such characters have always held for me a | complete unconsciousness or violent anger. show we'saw a little while ago lurid fascination. With regard to this latter effect, I remem- “ sir, Professor Probem,” sai ehoy Among this class of persons there ber an incident that illustrates this epileptic politely, hoping, maybe, for another particular pair that attracts me most keen- | ruge in a striking manner. The two friends What do you remember most ly. Both are men of simple lines and drawn | were, at the time, rowing across the At- “Oh, pro said the boy, with faces, They are, in every way, boon com- | jantie ocean when the small buffoon cracked arkling eyes, “I think the lady with the nions. a joke at the expense of his companion. pink trunks Was the bestest of the whole lot!” A close study of their lives proves to be | [mmediately a strange thing happened. The ‘The professor started, but made a note. an unending source of interest. Their ex- | tall one, with the adeptness of a Thurston, (Wonder if he'd thought of that?) istence is one of infinite vari At times | produced a brick from thin ‘atid hurled Then he rviewed the salesman,whosaid they are proprietors of butcher shops or | jt with extreme accuracy and violence at his the same thing, but he put it differently. cigar stores. Then, suddenly, they become | frjend’s silk hat i The y or did not start, but he made interested in horse-racing. Again one finds Thus, with such an endles: 1 note. them flying around the world in an aero- | cjreumstances, their lives cannot help but Lastly, he called upon the old broker. plane. “Occasionally they invade profes- | impress one as being intensely eventful and é a — interesting. Shearing the Ram The engineering class had been studying the operation of the hydraulic ram. The professor in charge, noting the pre- occupied look of one of the students, sud- denly pointed an index finger in his diree- n, and exclaimed: Mr. Hollister, from what source do we derive steel wool?” BOSTON Thus abruptly summoned from the realms COPLEY SQUARE “HMA of fancy to a statement of material fact, cewon. ee sed youth hesitated a moment Men and Women of the Business, Professional and Social atures aglow with sudden in- Worlds meet in the foyers of these two Back Bay Hotels answered they get steel wool by shearing The BRUNSWICK The LENOX ch a! ram? 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